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| The Bouttells... |
| "Bouttell - is that French or Something?"
Old english apparently. Anyway, here's the lowdown on my in-laws. Barry Bouttell Middle-aged and standing at roughly 5"7, Barry is a business tycoon having started up his own electrical services business from scratch in the 1990s, which he still Manages and Directs to this day. This was preceded by a period of fame and fortune in the DJ business. However, he now prefers the quiet life and after a hard day in the office, can normally be found curled up with a beer in front of the telly. Hobbies include lego-building, windsurfing, and origami. Gillian Bouttell Middle-aged and standing at roughly 5"3, Gillian is a hard-working, effervescent company accountant / secretary. After a day of flirting with Barry in the office, she can be found curled up on the couch with Barry watching the telly. Hobbies include window-cleaning, weight-lifting, and alpine skiing. Sally Bouttell Aged 19 and standing at roughly 5"0, Sally is currently studying dietetics at Surrey University, before moving into the media industry as a healthy-eating adviser on 'Ready, Steady, Cook". Highly intellectual and a self-confessed "genius", she has indeed developed many groundbreaking theories to rid society of many of its present ills - including introducing "Sally Camps" to cure the chronically depressed. Her hobbies include avoiding alcoholic drinks, eating fatty food, and witchcraft. Chippy Bouttell Alas, poor Chippy. Standing at roughly 1ft tall, Chippy is often discriminated against due to the fact that he cannot talk and has a long beard. He is utilised on a daily basis as the family slave and can regularly be found cowering under the stairs. Hobbies include, chasing birds, biting his tail, and sleeping. |