History

NOTE: In case you are visiting the OLD site, come to our NEW site!! It's pretty much the same, but just with new back grounds and such like that, so go to www.geocities.com/chrisericus/indexmain.html, and enjoy all that we have!! Or the lack thereof.

August 7th 2005 - I know it would f-k up the whole food chain thing, but I really wish that mosquitoes didn't exist. Or at least I wish they wouldn't feast on human blood, namely MY blood. Not exactly a rant, but more of just rambling I guess. Working all day really stalls my ability to want to think or talk or do anything really.

August 3rd 2005 - Ehh... August 2005 page up, and one rant and counting. Don't give me that look. I OWE YOU NOTHING! Except maybe five bucks, but that was from so long ago. Why even remember that shit?? No July 2005 page because,.. well,.. I was in jail. HAH! No seriously, worked too much. I actually don't even remember much about July,.. which is probably why I should rant more, because the website 'is' my virtual memory as my physical one just isn't up to par apparently. Damn my lazyness. .. and camp kids, grrr

June 20 2005 - WTF, seriously, why do we have a website anymore? .. Oh right, cuz it's still hilarious. June 2005 page up with one rant, don't expect much. ;] BUT go just to see my awesome cake!!

November 8th 2004 - Um... yeah... Our country just decided to go to hell and everyone's invited.

September 9th 2004 - Oh yeah, I forgot I wrote that on the 18th! I did go to court and they made a deal with me WITHOUT A LAWYER (muwhaha) so that it wouldn't go on my license or insurance. Which is good because they probably would have said I was guilty anyway. The system just does not work, but it's the best we have. And I made a September 2004 page and a rant.

August 18th 2004 - Okay, so ... we're bad upkeepers, but you knew that when you got into this relationship so don't say we didn't warn you. Let's see... went to court today, have another court date on the 1st, and I started school today! I also despise the fact that I seem to continuously have crushes on straight guys. :[ Chris bummed.

July 7th 2004 - Does anyone else feel strangely dependent on electricity?? Maybe the amish have it right, because when THEY'RE in a storm they're not worried about losing every piece of equipment they hold dear to them. .. Or we could just run everything on small generators. er... rant

July 3rd 2004 - Now that Eric has finished revamping the art page, he has nothing else to do. Chris makes a new July page and a small rant about how evil cops are. That is all.

June 14th 2004-Check out the art page! And is there going to be a civil war between www.geocities.com/chrisericus/indexmain.html and www.geocities.com/chrisericus/artwork.html? Seeing as how the latter has somewhat seceded from the rest of the website, but in update fashion only for you see it has become SO large that it almost requires it's own recognition. And it wants to have slaves. I dont agree with that but what can I say. I can say i dont agree with it thats what! So take that www.geocities.com/chrisericus/artwork.html, you fine establishment of award winning artwork!

June 13th 2004 - Eric spent like five or so hours revamping the artwork page, mainly for his own interest and art. So much revamped is the site that he is thinking about making business cards to hand out to people JUST FOR THE ARTWORK PAGE!! Which is understandable considering he did win 1st place in that scholarship thing. Oh fun stuff.. oh yeah, Chris wrote a rant too but that just doesn't seem important anymore does it??

June 8th 2004-Hotchie motchie! TONS of new artwork. On the art work page, appropriately enough.

June 7th 2004-Eric went on a crusade and destroyed all of the really bad artwork that was stinking up the art page. Go there now to see a very slimmed down page, but it wont be for long. Lots of new stuff is coming so keep checking back. There are a bunch of new photographs up there now.

June 3rd 2004- What the deuce? You mean...really? Oh my god. Eric actually added something to the website!!

May 30th 2004 - Made a small rant in the new June page, had a birthday, and thankfully I got a ton of hours this week at work!

May 17th 2004 - I am a moron, and I'm pretty sure the devil came to my house, and I go to work with rat poo. My life is so grand enough to write rants about!

May 15th 2004 - Uh.. wow, who knew that I've actually been ranting in the May 2004 page and I never actually put it up on the journal page! Unless people intuitively knew what I named the page, then no one but me was actually looking at it. However that might actually be the case normally. Either way, it's up now. I can't wait to start working!! Oh, and there's a new catch phrase I just made up a couple of days ago that I'm thinking of turning into a bumpersticker.

May 14th 2004 - Chris rants a review of Van Helsing. You might want to read it before seeing the movie.

May 2nd 2004 - Ahhh.. nothing like stalking assholes.... No really. There's nothing like stalking assholes. However, hangovers DO suck a whole damn lot. Oh yeah, rant n stuff. I also changed the picture "Man there are a whole lot of us" because Randy sucks and hits girls so I blacked him out. What a loser.

April 12th 2004 - Chris needs to move out of his house. Read the ginormous rant to find out why.

April 7th 2004 - Against my better judgement I made an April 2004 page anyway! Yeah yeah I know I said I was going to get on the goin but that was before school decided to give me like two big ol' projects, a paper, and a bunch of bohonkin tests! ps. and yes we ARE horrible because we forgot the website's birthday.

March 24th 5008 - Ever think time travel was just a gimic used by science fiction movies to cur your interest? Well you may or may not be wrong! Read all about it in my new book/rant called "You may or may not be wrong if you thought that time travel was just a gimic used by science fiction movies to cur your interest." right here in the march rant page!

March 2nd 2004 - Okay so we suck at updating. Give us a brake. We're almost three years old, and in website years that's like eighty-six. Hopefully we'll be better this month.

February 13th 2004 - Dreams, dumb schools, and rants few and far inbetween. Fun times.

January 29th 2004 - Geez, you hear about these people thinking they're just an urban legend or something, but they really do exist! The f-ktards that ASK the teacher to give us homework!! Grrr.. rant time.

January 26th 2004 - Um.. there might have been another rant inbetween the 14th and now, but more on the topic, Chris just added a rant. School is dumb, and groups are dumb. The idea of working in groups IN school can go to hell.

January 14th 2004 - Eric wrote a rant I think, then Chris wrote a rant.. and now there's a couple more pictures in the section devoted to images of us. However, I'm still sticking to my idea that Eric is neo-Amish and that is the reason there's very few (ONE actually) pictures of Eric on the page. They don't like taking pictures that much.

January 2nd 2004 - Eric makes a last ditch effort to rant on the December page, and Chris writes a bit about New Years Eve on the new January page. Hope everyone elses New Years was more kikkas than ours... er... Chris's actually. Eric had a blast.

December 30th 2003 - Damn Chris is working a whole lot. Working hard for your enjoyment of our site that is! Finally some new pictures, though we haven't really changed much.

December 28th 2003 - Did I say margaritas every week? .. I didn't really mean that. So much so that I wrote a rant! Hm.. I wonder if I'll even bother making a new years resolution.

December 25th 2003 - Hannukah with margaritas should be every week! .. erm.. rant.

December 18th 2003 - Chris writes a rant about school, and a more serious continuation of the rant about the military.

December 12th 2003 - Okay, so no new rant from Chris, however there are two new things in the catch phrases section. Just cuz they're slightly funny in the context they were said in.

December 10th 2003- Eric added another rant today! And its a big ass rant. So big its eating ANOTHER bucket of KFC. Fat bastard. But we've added more to the december page than we have to the entire website in the past year! Okay maybe not but we're back on top baby! Back in the saddle again, whooa whoa whoaaaa. Okay shoot me. I cant believe i just quoted some horrible 80's song. So i will compensate for quoting a GREAT 80's song, I got me a car, it�s as big as a whale and we�re headin on down To the Love Shack, I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money. Tin Roof!! Rusted...okay actually its quite new and shiny. Its pretty!!

December 9th 2003 - We haven't updated the site this much since I cloned myself and ordered me to just update the site a lot! Clone-me went rogue though so now I have to watch my back. My actual back, not my clone-back. But if I watch my back, then I'm leaving my front open to attack.. oh whatever. Either way, new rants, yay!

December 7th 2003 - Chris goes to a not-really wedding and a Dare dance for 400 kids who want ice-skates. Fun times!! Eric is still being macktacular, and is actually going on another date today! I'm so jealous.

December 1st 2003 - Yay! New month, new rant, and new catch phrases!! It's like Christmas!... if Christmas were moved to the 1st of the month and you weren't obligated to give us anything in return because you're gluttonous bastards! .. uh.. in a good way!

November 17th 2003 - Don't hate us because we're lazy. Hate us because we stole your wallet and used your credit cards to buy all the hookers in the country to set them free and allow them to live on their own private island in peace and harmony. New November page up and running with a total of one rant!

October 13th 2003 - Heh, um.. don't even bother going to the October 2003 page, because it's pretty much non-existent so far except for this small attempt to put a least four sentences on it so as to not make it seem like we're bad website people. However I rationalize our complete disregard for the website because we've seen no donations. Not even from God. And you know he's rollin in it! Tithe is just another word for bling as far as I'm concerned.

September 17th 2003 - Eric was, I guess, kidnapped by ninjas. But the website still goes on with Chris's fun filled time at the Drop Kick Murpheys concert yesterday.

September 8th 2003 - Hi and welcome to the september rants page, completely owned and operated by, noneotherthan Chris himself. That's right, he owns that page. Because Eric thinks he's too cool to update the site evidently. Busy making art and stuff like he's some kind of artist or whatnot. ;]

September 1st 2003 - Nonsensical ramblings from Chris in the brand spankin new september page, get used to it.

August 20th & 21st 2003 - Eric writes a rant about how he has to go to court, and Chris writes a rant about being back in school. Yeah, I know, not very much.

August 13th 2003 - School time again,.. when does it END?!? And a new rant from Chris about the end of the year staff party he attended last night. Verily he will not be drinking much anymore to the chagrin of the alcohol companies.

August 5th 2003 - I made some money!! Some, not too much. Its Eric here! And i added a couple of rants, and maybe Chris added one, I'm not sure. I havn't talked much to Chris lately, out of anger of him accusing me of selling my body on the street. So i put a hit out on him with the money i made from being a man whore. And i answered some FAQ questions! Go check them out! But they are way at the bottom, so bear with us until we update the clicky thing that takes you there. Lazy bums.

July 26th 2003 - Chris finally lays out a big ol' rant detailing only a couple of interesting things that've happened over the course of two months. Hey, it's the best you're going to get, so take it. Eric may or may not find time to write a rant all about his excursion out of the state. Who knows when he'll have time though since he's selling his body on the street just to make some cash since he's poor right now.

July 13th 2003 - Geez we don't update as much as we should! Chris is working all the time, and Eric is well... out of state at the moment. He won't be back until the end of the month. Till then, hopefully Chris will get off of his lazy (ha!) ass and write a rant or something.

June 5th 2003 - Chris is sick, but still wrote a small rant. It's actually smaller than a rant. It's more of a ra. Either way, at least the quote is interesting. ;]

May 23rd 2003 - Eric made a rant, but forgot to add it to the history page. If the history page wasn't so funny in of itself, I'd totally get rid of it! Chris also has another birthday and another job and another rant.

May 16th 2003 - Eric added a clarification rant which is hilarious, and Chris rants about his night and today. Such fun!

May 15th 2003 - Eric actually wrote two rants! But then didn't update the history page, which isn't exactly surprising. Two more slight catch phrases as well. I'm surprised that page is the only one getting so many freaking hits. Maybe if we titled the page PORN, then we'd get more people coming here. Chris is also angry at his brother but isn't going to write a rant about it because it would be really short. Basically he'll go into work and then when Chris is ready to go to work he'll call and say to not bother because there 'isn't' any work to be done, but then stay at work and get paid hella money. Chris has bills too damnit!

May 13th 2003 - Chris almost dies from the silent killer, which isn't carbon monoxide, and is probably the fault of his father, who is crazy. Thankfully Chris is not dead, so he could write a rant about it.

May 9th 2003 - Eric's in Chicago so Chris has run of the website for the next couple of days. Oh wait, that's like normal! New rant about Chris's horrible heartless dog. Killers, even if they do only have one eye, just aren't cute.

May 6th 2003 - Chris back-rants about 4-20 and seeing the new x-men movie with Eric. Ah, I've missed updating. I also enlisted the help of Liz to draw the C DIC RUN strip, pending that Eric can make a funny enough script. Mine just wasn't funny enough.

May 5th 2003 - It's about f-ing TIME! Geocities was being a cratch and not letting us update. Unfortunately, since I just now discovered that we 'can' add stuff to the website, there's only a small rant in the new May page. Hm.. I guess you could also check out the big ole' rant ALSO in the May 2003 page because during the time we couldn't update, I actually managed to add my rant about Kim, Jenny, and myself going to a TV Preview on the 28th.

April 19th 2003 - Why do people have to be triflin'? Chris explains in rant format.

April 14th 2003 - Small rant from Chris about the annoyances of college. Oh, and I put in a quote from Gone with the Wind in the catch phrases!! (not really)

April 13th 2003 - WTF Eric?!!! That's totally not a catch phrase at all! Unless I'm mistaken, it's not JUST not a catch phrase, but it's a lyric from Stayin' Alive!! You have the most crazy couple of days and NOT write a rant so you can quote Stayin' Alive?! YOU DISGUST ME!! We now return you to your regularly scheduled BEING A BUM!!! =]

April 12th 2003- Did Eric actually add a catch prase to the history page? And did he actually add TWO new catch phrases!? It seems to be. Because this website is like a giant star ship, which i will call "Enterprise", and being one of the captains of this star ship "enterprise" he finds it necessary to add things, to put in his two cents, to GUIDE the website to new frontiers. And, as Captain, Eric sometimes like to exclaim " I'm the PIMP!..Uh..i mean...Make it SO!"

April 8th 2003 - Why are there so many racists in the world?!! It pisses me off. Oh yeah, small rant from Chris and a new catch phrase from Eric!

Addendum to the march 31st history update: Eric here, and i am NOT neglectful...oh my god the stove is on fire!!!

March 31st 2003 - Chris makes the new April 2003 page and writes his March rant in there because he's SOOO pissed off that it deserves its own FRESH page to house the anger and pain!

March 29th 2003 - Eric writes a small rant (but this isn't him sooooo). His trophy is in the mail for "most neglectful person ever."

March 27th 2003 - Eric wrote another rant, yet neglected the History page again. Which is why they have such a great relationship with each other. Eric treats the history page like a jerk and the history page just doesn't care and makes excuses about Eric to make him seem like a better person. History pages are so weird. Oh yeah, Chris made a rant too, because he's cursed. Weeeeeee

March 24th 2003- History page, you think Chris is angry!? You aint seen nothing yet! Because your blind!! Because i blinded you! Because I'M angry! That's why!! And i blind people when im angry!! Do you get it!? Do you see!? Of course you don't, because your blind!! I get stabby when im angry. Chris just gets pokey. But he does poke with a cattle prod, so you can't write him off too quickly, because he's quick with that cattle prod. Trust me, I KNOW!

March 22nd 2003 - Oh yeah, Chris is angry. College is stupid, no one should go. Lets all go hurt something with fierce abandon instead. If I had a prehensile tail I could probably go to college for FREE!

March 20th 2003 - Okay, well if you feel like checking out our 'almost' finished Grandma's Cookies page, then you can view it here. We'll try and make a secondary page to explain the situations where Chris's dad went completely insane so you're not just scratching your head thinking "the InterNOT incident... what's that??" Eric has a lot of rants to make, but I guess he's just been too busy because his life has been crazy lately.

March 17th 2003 - Oh yeah, I 'did' fail my accounting test! Darn, ah well.. guess I'll just add another rant later or something. Till then, feel free to read the current rant about Chris sort of fighting at work.. and losing horribly.

March 12th 2003 - Chris goes to a party and gets completely pissed, or drunk, depending on which hemisphere you're looking at it from. Oh yeah, and writes a rant and possibly fails his accounting test. We'll just see!

March 9th 2003- I just added somethign to the march rants and didnt add anything on the history page! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh wait, i just did..damn you all!!

March 6th 2003- Well Chris must have added that rant to ANOTHER website, because it aint on this one!! Hmm, well, how about that Chris, HHMMMM!?!? You say that i dont say what ive done on the website on the history page, and yet you make up things and then add them to the history page!? FOR SHAME CHRIS, FOR SHAME! And noodles. FOR SHAME AND NOODLES!! And fortune cookies. Mmmm. fortune cookies. I love omnipotent baked goods.

February 28th 2003 - Um, I really don't know what was added, because I (Chris) didn't add them. Gee, I wonder who 'would' know who added stuff?? Could it be Eric? Maybe he could clue the rest of us in on what he added so if in the offchance that we get any visitors that they would know what was new instead of searching around our labrynthine-like site for possibilities. Granted our site is worth searching around because you'll always find wonders abound with hilarity and uberness and um.. rants.

February 16th 2003 - Curse you President's Day!! CURSE YOU!!! Oh yeah, a rant.

February 12th 2003 - I had no idea that the DOR (dept of revenue) was closed on Abe's birthday! Who knew?? Small new rant by Chris. Yep, that's all.

February 8th 2003 - Eric added soo many rants and they're funny! And right this moment we're typing out a collaborative rant about how insane Chris's dad is, because he nuts! If he were an oyster, his pearl would be CRAZY! Oh yeah, a couple new catch phrases to use at your leisure.

Febuary 1st 2003- Lots of new stuff added to the site! We've changed a few things on the front page, gave the thing a face lift and now it looks like Joan Rivers, only not as hideous! There are some new FAQ's, some new rants, some new thoughts and such, and a new Celine Dionbot!!

January 29th 2002 - Chris makes a small rant, and hopefully if we have time and talent, we'll be making either small comics or stories about how Chris's dad is crazy! Check out the rant to see what it'll be called.

January 27th 2002 - Yay! Got a new car, a new rant, and eight new catch phrases! Okay, so you might not exactly understand them, or think they're funny but they were damned hilarious at the time of the conception. The immaculate conception. Eric 'also' evidently made a hilarious rant but didn't feel like letting anyone know. Figures.

January 16th 2002 - Slightly new rant by Chris about how annoying it is to look for used cars. And is the phrase toot sweet or tooth sweet? Hmm...

January 13th 2002 - Chris and Eric started school again! Woe is us, so don't piss us off. Chris added a small rant.

January 10th 2002 - Okay, if Eric doesn't start mentioning what he adds I'm going to kick him in his teeth. ;] Eric added some catch phrases (yay!), a rant, and my extreme anger towards him! Maybe not that last part, but just you wait! Chris adds a rant which sums up the last two months in which he would have written rants but is just too busy or lazy or bluaszyy if you're so inclined to believe. Yep, that's all!

December 30th 2002 - OoooWEEE! Okay, so Chris hasn't made a rant in a while, but he MEANS to! Until then, be satisfied with three new catch phrases you can use to wow all your friends.

December 21st 2002- Eric made a rant! And a pie!! But first he made the pie, and ate it as he wrote the rant. That man can do so many things at once!!! Why, in fact..right now he is riding a unicycle with a bear on his head wearing a helicopter hat..and he's twirling plates!! You should see this!!..oh wait...this is a computer...you cant see it.......god i pity you.

December 15th 2002- HEY! Eric WASN'T kidnapped by promiscuous members of the royal family! Even though he wished he was. He was actually trapped in a painting! You see, he was sent back in time, and became a feared tyrant, who killed and maimed at will, and then, the townspeople killed him. But first they stabbed him, hung him, drew and quarted him, and then beheaded him, but before his head died, he said "Check out the FAQ page because there are two new questions! And i guess i wont be needing that necklace i wanted for christmas, thanks townspeople!!"

December 13th 2002 - New rant about the coolness of Canada, and the finally added idea of genetically altered babies in the Ideas page! Geez, what more can you ask for?! (with the exception of better backgrounds for all the less looked at pages)

December 11th 2002 - Chris writes a rant about pants. But not just any ORDINARY pants. SUPER PANTS! The stress of finals must be getting to him.

December 4th 2002 - Hm.. Eric may have written a rant on the 27th of November, but he never updates the history page (OR the site) that often. ;] But I made a December page in the journal part and wrote a small rant. and G-Damn do people look at the catch phrases lately!! Almost crazy amounts of people! Oh yeah, still gotta do homework, damnit.

November 23rd 2002 - Is Chris just too idealistic in thinking women should actually care about being sexually harrassed at work? Rant time!

November 21st 2002 - Chris goes to the Ben Kweller concert and writes a rant about it.

November 17th 2002 - Eric FINALLY makes a rant, but it's actually him just gloating about how cool all his art is.

November 11th 2002 - I guess, if you can get through Chris's rant and actually follow that train of thought, then COOL! Congrats n stuff. I'd bet money that Eric is either making lots of art at this very second, or he's boozing it. ;]

November 6th 2002 - Chris is angry at America and is never going to use the bank again. Instead he will move to Canada and keep all his money in a stuffed gopher statue. Read his rant to find out why.

November 5th 2002 - Happy.. er.. general election day? Whatever! Chris makes a new rant. Eric is just NO where! I try and try to get him to update the site, but does he? Noooo.. If he doesn't start pulling his weight, I'm going to have to secede from the website and start my own republic and then declare WAR on him! It's just a good thing that I know he doesn't have his army of flying pandas up and running so I stand a good chance!

October 31st 2002 - Happy Halloween! I skipped class today! YAY! Well, no new rant just yet, but can you believe that there's a new addition to Catch Phrases?!? Bout damn time! Maybe that'll get Eric to start trying to be creative for the site instead of trying to further his career as an artist. ;] It's actually funny that there's a new addition to Catch Phrases, because we hadn't been adding to it for such a long time that I started to use it as a place holder for other ideas, but then forgot about them! So it's just hilarious to see two ideas I was having called Ambidextrous Amazon and Stuart Lil Bow Bow II (the movie). Till then, whomever happens to come across our site, have a safe halloween and please don't egg my house because my mom is crazy and is giving out mini-bags of pretzels instead of candy!! WHY mom, WHY?!?!

October 28th 2002 - Additional! Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot this extra tidbit in my rant!

October 28th 2002 - Rant from Chris, big surprise that it's not funny like Eric's rant from yesterday. But just you wait! Wait as long as my one eyed pirate dog named Belle, Scurge of the Four Seas can wait for a treat before she comes bounding up to try and gnaw off my fingers!

October 27th, 2002- Eric added a rant! And an earlier rant, that wasn't mentioned in the history page. So go to the rants page to find out what is on Eric's mind. Or don't. Or DO!!

October 17th 2002 - Much smaller rant from Chris. He 'had' thought he was going to rant about more, but then he just kinda ran out of things to say. I'm blaming too much work.

October 14th 2002 - Chris writes a much longer rant than intended and bitches about a lot of things. Joy!

October 12th 2002 - Chris is working way too much, but he really needs the money so I guess it's all right. I can't wait till November 16th!! Oh yeah, there's also a small rant. But it's not by Eric! Because he thinks he's just too good for the website. =P

October 8th 2002 - Chris must have been such an ASSHOLE in his previous life because he's sure paying for it now!

October 7th 2002 - Chris needs to get the midas touch because he's poor and his car sucks a whole lot. Eric supposedly has a lot to rant about, but he's just not doing it. Later, Chris adds his presumptions about the forces at work on his car and a dry wit Harry reference.

*NOTE* Eric hasn't added anything recently because he ate his fingers. A very sad tale.

September 23rd 2002 - Chris also adds a C++ / UNIX homework page because he's taking that class and it's nice to put things on the internet that might help other people. Look for the link in the slight blurb in the rants.

September 21st 2002- Chris adds his big angry rant about the whole Catherine and Eric thing. Good times!

September 19th 2002- Eric adds a hell of alot of stuff to the artwork page, and more will come soon. For he told you so in his september the 7th rant, or were you not listening? Whats that? When is chris going to make that big rant he was talking about? Soon, daniel son, soon.

September 18th 2002 - Chris gets his computer back, but is spending his time with very low-tech things such as runes. Will he become the next Ms. Cleo? Of course not! Chris isn't a cool black woman, as unfortunate as that is. But he did write a small rant which predicts a future rant.

September 7th & 9th- Eric added a rant on both days, the first about his relationship with Catherine coming to an end. The second, just about whatever. He rambles. Oh wait, this is him writing this. But like Shakespeare said, to thine own self be true. Chris is no where to be found. Did you try and find him? Well?! Since im not my brother's keeper, and Chris isn't my brother, would that in logic mean that i AM Chris' keeper? Or is that a fallacy? Chris could better explain, since he is fallacy boy, but he is, as stated, no where to be found.

August 22nd 2002 - Eric's small rant, and Chris's smaller rant. I'm not gonna diss you on the internet, because my momma taught me better than that.

August 21st 2002 - Yay for the first day of my new school. Small rant about nothing really, but it should make you cross your eyebrows a couple of times in the process.

Additional: I'm shocked to see that new people actually signed our guestbook! Many thanks. Happy are we. Um.. even more so because evidently people from the FUTURE are signing our guestbook! COOL!!

August 20th 2002 - I just felt like updating that we didn't really update much this month. In fact, we didn't really downdate either. Pretty much we're just in a state of laziness at the moment and we're running for local office as mayor and treasurer of the state of laziness, or LZ if you feel like sending us snail mail. I'm off to renew my drivers license!

August 16th 2002 - Wooo, where does the time go? Finally Chris makes a rant about the night before which was pretty fun. Too bad there's such a thing as tooth decay. And why do teeth have nerve endings ANYWAY?! They're just bone! They don't need to feel!

July 30th 2002 - Chris writes a huge rant about work and being gay, and about how work is gay, or maybe just that being gay is a lot of work. Headaches tend to blur the lines of what rants may really mean anyhow.

July 17th 2002 - Why does Eric never use the history page? It probably has something to do with the facts his hearing and eye sight are bad. But I made his reviews pages anyway.

Eric here. YAY! we have a review's page!! How about we review Chris' ability to observe the obvious!? My sight and hearing aren't bad! Merely...interesting. And is all probably just audio and visual hallucinations, do to all the drugs i did back in the 20's. People think the 60's were the hey day of narcotics, MAN ARE THEY WRONG! It was the 30's! I was just warming up in the 20's. Now back to the regular history page. Oh and Chris forgot concerts and books in the reviews page!! Maybe those are in grandma's cookies though.

July 8th 2002 - Chris gets bitten by a dog in the face and is horribly scarred for the rest of his life, maybe anyway. Finally a huge all encompasing rant about the past couple of weeks and mostly the dog attack. Eric is still MIA and I hope his contingent of girlscout ninjas are working out as he had hoped.

July 4th 2002 - As updates go, we really are horrible lately! Good thing no one really looks at our website, so I'm not really worried that much. :]

June 16th 2002 - Eric wrote a bunch of rants, but I guess he feels he's too good to update the history portion of the website. Chris wrote a rant about his interesting day and how much he hates thiefs. Assholes I tells ya.

June 8th 2002 - Eric has a disease! YAY! But he's probably lying, because he's a pathological liar. His name probably isn't even Eric, the bastard! No really, he says his whole name is Eric, The Bastard. Like he's a viking or something. Either way, there's a small snippet from him and a whole 'nother HUGE rant from Chris because Chris sucks. I'm sure glad no one looks at our website. It'd almost feel like an invasion of privacy. ;] Reading our personal thoughts and such, the nerve!

June 6th & 7th 2002 - Eric makes a couple of rants. Damn funny rants actually. Chris also makes a rant, though less funny, but not necessarily morose either.

June 4th 2002 - Chris has a new job! AND a new disease! YAY!! Wait, that last one shouldn't get a yay, so just forget that one. But there's still two new rants in the newly created June 2002 page in the Preposterous Pontifications section of the website. You know, the only thing we add regularly to.

May 30th 2002 - Chris probably just wrote the biggest rant in his life because his week was filled with oddness. If you care at all, go ahead and read. Casino's are EVIL!! (sorry Bill)

May 29th 2002 - Eric wrote a rant around the 24th but no one reads the rants anyway so why even put it on the history page! ;] Chris finally made another game review about the Playstation game Thousand Arms which you can find in the reviews section. There are a lot of non-existant reviews but those are my outlines for upcoming reviews, but Thousand Arms is there, around number 10 or something. On a completely different note, we actually have a regular viewer! I know this because I talked to him. So Bill, this is a test, if you want us to actually make more content, then send me an email (you know, that link on the main page?) because you say we never add anything when really we add rants all the time! =] Sending me an email would say that you actually look at the history page and thus possibly do in fact check the site regularly. In this email however, you'll have to add what exactly "new content" you'd like for us to put on the site. I personally think there's tons of content on our site, but no one will take the time to look through it all. Have you even 'taken' the tests?? Cuz those are huge! Either way, more content for such little number of viewers means we need input. Otherwise our site is more like an online journal for Eric and I, but with extras! There's only so much you can really put on a website that no one looks at before you lose interest in putting down all these cool ideas we have on our own down on the web. Input does work though! Hell, if you saw the original site, that was 'way' worse and uglier than this current one. Um, okay, I'm done now. That was really only for Bill's sake, but since I don't know his email address and Liz isn't answering the phone to give me his number, he'll just have to read this. Later!

May 22nd 2002 - More recounts of my birthday in rant form. Oh they're fun to read, just say so damnit!

May 21st 2002 - Ah, my birthday's are always filled with interesting things. Last year I thought my mom was dying, someone gave me an evil fish, and my legs and feet were in a lot of pain. This year Eric decides to piss off the crazies and cause them to want to 'make' me in pain. ;] Happy Birthday to me! On a different note, I'm all about this new song that Kim found. It's called Write My Name In The Groove by His Name Is Alive. It's nice.

May 17th 2002 - Ever feel like you need more brain power and higher test scores? Well throw away the kinko biloba and read Chris's new rant! You'll be glad you did.

May 16th 2002 - Chris made a small rant a couple days back and Eric makes a slightly larger rant. He's so old! Methusila is his baby!

May 8th 2002 - Need to study. What can 'you' do? Well go to the links page and see if you find any new links that we may or may not have put there. They should be YesterdayLand and Uber.

May 6th 2002 - Who likes third person History updates? Chris likes third person History updates. ;] He also dislikes the employment world and "Zap!" Want the details? You should know where to go.

May 4th 2002 - Chris has finals so he won't be making many updates for at least two weeks. Eric probably has finals too, but he's got all the time in the world so I expect him to make many updates. ;] Can you believe that I 'still' haven't met Eric's girlfriend? Yeah, I'm as shocked as you. I think she's all in his imagination, and that picture.. probably came with his new wallet or something. =] If and when I ever get a boyfriend I'm certainly not going to introduce him to Eric for at LEAST four months, so there. Oh yeah, I also made a small rant, but this history check-in is actually more of a rant than the one I just made! But I love the quote at the end of it because it's funny and if you remember that commercial it'll just take you back to funnier days.

May 2nd 2002 - Chris writes a slightly funny and then serious rant. You laugh you cry, and you probably STILL don't sign the guestbook or write us. ;] Oh, you'll sign the guestbook all right, "or I'll fill your life with misery and woe! - Mr. Krabs from the hit televison serious SpongeBob SquarePants"

May 1st 2002 - Eric and I both write rants to acknowledge the beginning of May. Eric sort of forgot what he was going to rant about, but I didn't! "I didn't" meaning that I didn't forget what I was going to rant about, not that I knew what Eric was going to rant about. Really.

April 25th 2002 - Who's angry at very right-wing religious or otherwise organizations?! Chris is. I'm so pissed off I could spit. In fact I just did! Read the rant and spit too, preferably on someone from Focus on the Family.

April 22nd 2002 - Nothing exceptionally new, unless you think rants are amazing. Then Eric added a rant as well clarifying the taunting of little punk children.

April 19th 2002 - Continuation of the rant on the 15th. I swear I'm going to finish my homework 'sometime' to be able to add more to the website. I think Eric's excuse is his two jobs, school, and his new girlfriend who I've yet to meet.

April 3rd 2002 - Eric hates AOL. I mean, 'really' hates AOL. Don't believe me? Check out his rant. Chris hates Apocalypse Now (I swear that's how it was spelled). I mean, 'really' hates Apocalypse Now. Don't believe me? You know the drill. ;] Maybe if it was Apocalypso Now, it would be a bit better. Stick in some funny dance numbers, ah it'll be great. Got some time on your hands? Email Eric and tell him to get his act together and finish The Love Test!

April 2nd 2002 - Five guesses as to what's new. When we leave for a week, we come back strong like .. something really strong. Chris adds a rant about lying to his grandma. :[ There's also two important updates in the links section dealing with IGN and 93x.

April 1st 2002- Its april fools day! And as part of my prank, i changed it all around so that any time you are trying to go to any site other than this one, it takes you directly to this one! APRIL FOOLS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, whoo that was funny. Some what. I wrote a rant and so did Chris. Good times.

March 23rd 2002 - Woohoo! We've made it! One year old and counting. How many people actually view our site? Hm... about five. This year's resolution I think we'll try for six! Eric has a girlfriend and wrote a rant. As for me, ah, maybe I'll write a rant later.

March 21st 2002 - Aww, two days till we're a year old. Our site probably has TEETH by now! Or maybe it's just wearing those new toddler diapers. Or MAYBE it's not really a year old at all and we've just DUPED you all into thinking we're a year old, HA HA!! Well anyway, this isn't really an update, but I (Chris) thought I'd kind of preface that I've now dwelled into the path of animated gifs. Not those ones you see everywhere else, but ones that I'm making myself. This is an arduous process that takes up way too much of my time, but much more fun than homework so yay! Be forewarned. ;] Well, now I'm going to go outside and hit people with the tree branch that I named Mongoose. bye!

March 16th 2002 - Small.. okay, not so small rant by Chris. Eric likes The Banana Splits which is the most freaky show on the face of the planet!! Just thought I'd share. :]

March 6th 2002 - Chris can't get married because the mean straight people won't let him. :[ Read the rant and cry. Or not, it's actually not that sad, but STILL!!

March 5th 2002 - Chris certainly is on his soapbox now isn't he? (I love how we mostly use third person in the history page) So go read my rant about my homophobic sociology class. Now I'm off to do laundry and the rest of my Cultural Anthropology midterm, yay! .. I also added two more links (Sam Greenbaum's Actual Page, and The Screen Savers), so make sure you check them out or the Spanish speaking Teddy Ruckspin will invade your house, steal your good china.. and then tell it stories.. IN SPANISH!!

March 4th 2002 - Who got some gumption and decided to preload all the images? Chris did. Yep that's about it. Now all the images on the main page preload so you don't have to wait for the change. Woohoo!! .. What do you people WANT from me?!?!?! My KIDNEYS?!?!?

March 2nd 2002 - Chris made a March 2002 page and wrote a long rant about forgetting the website, then more stuff about religion. There's also a new link in the links section (and here) Sin Fest. It's another comic website but it's hilarious.

Febuary 25th 2002- Among other things Eric wrote a rant about how Julie Newmar is hotter than Eartha Kitt in the role of Catwoman on the old Batman show. He even put pictures up! Hot pictures.

February 21st 2002 - Eric wrote a rant on the 17th I believe, but whatever computer he uses to write some things won't let him add stuff to other pages. It's really odd and confusing. I was completely traumatized (not really, but I might as well be!) in my sociology class so read my account of it in Preposterous Pontifications. If you actually know anyone like who I wrote about, I'm sincerely sorry.

February 12th 2002 - Can Chris not study for any test and still pass his classes?? We'll find out, or we won't, or maybe some of you will and the others will just lose interest and start playing pong, or old school pitfall. But until you can find old school pitfall, you can read the small rant and the more interesting quote at the end of it.

February 10th 2002 - Eric wrote a rant! So check it out, and i added a new catch phrase, dont want to check the pages, ya lazy bastards!? Fine, ill give it to ya here, "She can protect me. She's pretty. I can keep her in a ball." AHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Thats such a funny quote. And Chris added a catch phrase too..

February 8th 2002 - Chris writes a ginormous rant about his past two weeks, finally! Eric wrote a small rant on the 6th, but evidently is forgetting this history page is here to note that.

February 7th 2002 - Okay, so I haven't had any desire to write my rant as of yet about clubbing and then more stuff happened. BUT, at least you get a Valentine's Day card! =] Wanna see it? Here ya go! The cool thing is that after I figured out how to make the banner change when the mouse went over it, I did the same thing to the icons on the main page, though it may have to load up for a couple of seconds before they do it. Still though!! Happy lots of holidays and special occasions month! (As far as I've been told: Women's History Month (yay!), Black History Month (yay!), Valentine's Day (uh...), Lincoln's Birthday (hm), Washington's Birthday (hm), Ash Wednesday (Hi J.P.Duce!), and Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras! (woohoo!) Oh, and for some annoying reason I keep seeing that some pages won't turn up, saying they're not on the server. I don't know what that is, but I guess it's not 'too' bad to just have to refresh to get them.

February 1st 2002 - Don't bother going to it just yet but I added a February page in the Preposterous section when I should be doing homework.

January 27th 2002 - Eric added a rant on the 26th, I added a rant today, and I'm going to blow up my work because it's full of racist assholes! Ahem, I mean, Hi!

January 25th 2002 - A bunch of things. Since our printer died, and my dad is psycho, he immediately rectified the situation by going out and buying a new one. The cool thing is that I hinted to my mom about a printer/scanner/copier I had seen, and you know what? They got it! Brownie points for my mom and stuff. Also, I did finally get my review page up and running, love my background for it, and thus have reviewed so far the one game that caused me to make the page in the first place. You can get to that page through the home page now that I made an icon for it, it's under Reviews now. Lastly, there's 'going' to be a rant in the rants page, but I just have to get it from my brain to the computer first so, patience is a virtue. Eric must be really damned busy though since he hasn't added anything in a while.

January 23rd 2002 - You know what's funnier than Eric adding something to the history page and then calling it an update?? That there actually 'is' an assbrowser.com! But I'm sure Eric already knew that cuz he's sooo all about the porn. ;] And yes, I do need to get over being sick, which will hopefully start happening soon because I decided to start taking medication. I 'was' hoping that it would just go away on its own, but this is just pissing me off too much so I called out the big guns. Oh, and evidently our printer decided to die, it is no more. .. I guess I didn't add anything to the site either, but I'm certainly going to work on it, as soon as I'm finished reading this book Liz lent me.

January 22nd 2002 - Oh, so Eric needs to get computer literate does he!? Well...Chris needs to....get...not sick so much...yea!! Or...my foot wont need to use assbrowser.com to see if it can find his ass!!

January 22nd 2002 - I'm still sick mind you, and I feel like CRAP!! I just spent three hours checking the site HTML code with the Any Browser.com thing you can find below, and then viewing the site to make sure it 'can' be viewed. I think from now on I'm just going to do that from the get-go when I'm making pages so I won't have to do this again. For some reason a lot of the backgrounds we made didn't want to show up when I checked it, don't know what's up with that so I changed some of them to plain color backgrounds. And as Eric pointed out, everyone who he's told the site about was able to view it so maybe it worked after all, but I still feel better knowing that I used an HTML checker any way. Other than that, I think Eric should start getting computer literate so he could start helping. ;]

January 21st 2002 - Well, what do you know, my HTML code had a lot of bugs in it that I never knew! How do I know this? Because of The Screen Savers on Tech TV and a nice site they recommended called Any Browser.com which does a lot of neat things. Hopefully what I changed doesn't really alter the site in a bad way, I never can tell, but that also it's better and people maybe actually can see it, not that I'm aware they weren't able to before! In the process of making a new page because I'm sick, and I'm bored, and I'm a dork and play video games. So the new page will be about game reviews, and my opinions. Yay!

January 16th 2002 - Okay ya got me, but I switched it to 2002, happy?!? I wrote a rant about my first two classes and will probably add to it and add it tonight after my third class. Literally, I haven't put it on the site, but I've already written it. ;] Me thinks I'm going to like Sociology.

January 11th 2002 - Apparently chris has forgotten that it is 2002 now, but i'm going to let it stay because then people will think that we havnt updated the site for a year! Ah what a good practical joke. Not as good as the gopher's that i bought and replaced chris' brake pads with. What was the joke there? They were retired gophers! They weren't gonna do any work. And just what did i do with the brake pads!? Well your going to have to go to the January section of the preposterous pontifications (rants) page to find out! Or will you??? Sorry, ive been doing that alot. Questioning people on commercials and such. Like "this thing helped me lose 50 pounds!?" "oh did it?" or "i love this bank!!" "...oh...DO you?" Things like that.

January 7th 2002 - A little later, after shutting down the site again, I messed with all the freakishly huge pictures (though you won't notice it) and freed up about 5 MEG!!! Geez. Anyway, hopefully I'll be able to free up a bit more but that will have to wait. This took me too long to do already, whew.

January 7th 2002 - Banjoduck and Biomoleculargeneticist Home Page may or may not be temporarily shutting itself on and off due to Geocities's puppeteering, and Chris needs brakes for his car, what does that spell? R-A-N-T. And where the hell is Eric in all of this? (since it's his fault anyway) ;] Uploading all those damned files, and cutting my brake line and installing gophers to act as temporary brake pads till they knawed my calipers down to nothing. BASTARD I tell ya!

January 2nd 2002 - Chris adds an old letter to the rants page. Yep, that's about it.

January 1st 2002 - Eric uploaded a WHOLE lot of art into the art work section, and coincidently removed the pictures of Tech TV from the pictures page. I also made the first slight rant of the new year which isn't much, but hey, you're not picky are you?

December 17th 2001 - Chris writes another rant, which part of it will go into the Ideas section, and shocking revelations about Windows XP and his brother! Enjoy! He certainly is. ;]

December 15th 2001 - Chris hates little kids and rants about it, and then ponders doing lots of drugs. New awesome site to go to in the links page, GO THERE! It's called Digital Blasphemy.

December 9th 2001- Eric makes yet another small rant. Maybe he should add OTHER things to the site? Yea, maybe. BUT WHO ARE YOU TO TELL HIM WHAT TO DO!?

December 8th 2001-Eric made a BIG ol rant on the december rants, so if you want to know what he's blabberin on about, check it out. Or pick up his news letter!!....wait, he doesn't have a news letter...so read the rants! YAY!

December 5th 2001- On the 4th Eric wrote a rant. A cuss word filled RANT. And on the 5th he wrote a rant...........or did he???????

November 25th 2001- Read all about Eric's adventurous shopping day the day after thanksgiving, and how Elmo has just gotten dirty. And, as always, Eric is working 10 to 12 hour days. YAY!

November 21st 2001 - Chris finally confronts the girl at his work but is therefore even more confused. For the whole story, read the rant and log! I need some pain killer, or a taser, or a cattle prod.

November 20th 2001 - Eric added a rant, and yet again he's so bogged down with work he can't exactly update the history or main page with the time. Good thing there's only two more weeks of school.

November 19th 2001 - Got bored and updated my survey, also I added a rant about my weekend of inadvertanly being outted at work. .. And Later, I added a smaller rant about confronting my brother. I may need to hurt people.

November 18th 2001 - Eric added a rant, but is too out of it to know what's real to add it to the history section. We all hope he gets his well deserved vacation really soon, and maybe when he goes back to school again in January he won't take 12 hours of school in one day again!

November 14th 2001- Eric added something to the History site. IN case you didn't catch it. Ah well, back to studying for my psychology test that is tomorrow. Unless I develop the ability to control the weather and make it snow, giving the school no choice but to declare a snow day. But I wouldn't bet on it. Them declaring a snow day. I know like it aint nobody's business that I could control the weather!! But I'm just not feeling that ambitious right now. I think its the weather gettin to me.

November 14th 2001 - Chris tries to find other things to add to the site, but can only come up with a rant. Good thing there's already a large assortment of hilarious things on this site or people probably wouldn't look at it at all. .. and evidently I'm sold into slavery now. ;]

Eric: Yes you are Chris. YES YOU ARE!! Now bring me some damn cheese and crackers!!

November 13th 2001 - Eric wrote a rant about how cool the Grant Lee Phillips concert was!! Go read it!! NOW!!!

And Chris was sold into slavery. The price of his freedom? Cheese and crackers! Cause I love me some cheese and crackers.
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November 9th 2001- Eric added a new wierd rant about his new wierd scheme. Don't believe me?!?! Go read the rant!! Or take my word for it, see if i care.
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November 6th 2001 - Added some new links, and a quick rant in Nov. Hot damn.
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November 5th 2001 - Eric added some new rants!! YAY!! But they are filled to the brim with cuss words..................YAY!!!
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November 1st 2001 - Chris's rant about halloween. Not much else since I have to get ready for work now.
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October 30th 2001 - More details of Eric's budding psychic powers in the preposterous pontifications. Preposterous you say!? Well that may be, but who knows. Its all krazy stuff goin on. So just the rants have been added to today. Stay Tuned!
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October 26th 2001 - Hey! We have revamped the site!! But not much, the macho man, kool aid, mcgruff sites are now part of the FFMO page, and we added the IM conversation between Chris and I detailing the creation of the fearsome foursome minus 1. And sadly, The Behind the Music, Lyrics, Biographies, Wheres Waldo, and Other stuff pages..are gone. We didnt really need them, ie, biographies were useless, the where's waldo page was very outdated, the lyrics had only one song in it, and I wasn't really going to update the behind the music thing soon, so that is just going to go into the IDEAS section. AH! But we hope you like the new edition of the webpage. OH YEA! I also added the transcript of the new celebrity edition of the FAQ in the Artwork section. No wait, I put it in the FAQ page. Yea, that makes more sense.
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October 23rd 2001 - We're seven months old today! - I actually decided to write about my whole "coming out" experience. Since I don't exactly know where to put it at the moment, if you want to read it just click here to get to it for now. I also changed a couple of other small things you won't even notice and tried to figure out what we're going to do when we run out of space for the website 6 MB later. Two and a half months and counting till my brother moves to Arizona to go to school.
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October 21st 2001 - Eric added so much stuff today!! Ain't he the greatest!! Okay, ya got me, its Eric writing this history addition. I added a few rants, a few new pieces of artwork or such onto the artwork page, and for the COOLEST news of all, Grant Lee Phillips is coming to St. Louis on Nov. 12th!!! KIKKASS!! And if you don't know who he is, go to the links page for his website. And I'm reeeeeaally hungry, so hungry in fact im kind of shaky because ive only had two pancakes all day. So im going to get some food.
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October 17th 2001 - How come whenever Chris gets a backbone, he never gets a chance to use it? Small rant since I'm over worked, over schooled, (not compared to Eric however), and I still have lots of things to do and other stuff on my mind that I can't seem to get done. Fun! .. "F-U-N-N-N-N - Toya"
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October 12th 2001 - New rant, Chris decides to get a backbone, we'll see if he uses it at work.
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October 10th 2001 - Found out that we CAN in fact add more stuff to the site and it was just chris' computer that was preventing that. And a nice little "argument" about the war and all that stuff in the preposterous pontifications page. The first time we have ever pontificated anything remotely serious. Okay well me at least. But that time i talked about starting my own gang, i was dead serious then. I'm wearing a dress.
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October 10th 2001- Eric became Erica.
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October 8th 2001 - Decided to actually deal with some technical aspects of the site for once, messed with some link colors, made short-cuts to the new FAQs at the top of the FAQ page and also to art sections in their respective page (and will possibly do so to the rants if I can find a good format to use), added numbers to the FAQ's, and added six pictures I got from Toya who promised to find me more. Enjoy!
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October 7th 2001 - Me and Eric debate (unknown to him) the bombing of Afganistan and war in today's rants. Any opinions? .. I'll get more pictures up soon, it 'is' only a small walk from my room to the computer room after all.
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October 5th 2001 - Eric wrote a rant, because someone's trying to steal his identity, and I had my first day at work and wrote a rant, .. money 'is' the route of all evil! We should get rid of it and just barter rocks or something.
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October 3rd 2001 - Uh.. there were a couple things added the end of September, but forgot to add them to the history. More than likely it was rants, cuz we like rants. ;] Guess what was added today? Just guess.
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September 12th 2001 - Yesterday nothing was added because the only thing I did was listen to the radio and watch CNN, so I put up a small rant today. Due to school, I'm having difficulties this afternoon adding anything more.
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September 10th 2001 - So I finally ranted, because I hate racism. But I have a headache right now so I'm going to wait till that goes away before I scan more stuff. - Say hello to Giveuscash the goodbye otter! Please visit him before you leave, he's right under the main page title. Say hi! NOW!!
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September 9th 2001- Eric here. I added some more artwork of my own on in the artwork section, and i added some photographs that i have taken for photo class and such. There should be some more soon. There haven't really been many rants lately, not that I, or Chris don't have anything to rant about, but..I..don't know. We just havn't ranted about anything. And nobody writes me!! I COULD rant about that, but i wont.
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September 8th 2001 - Eric added a small rant yesterday while he was in his typing class he tested out of that same night, and I added a bunch of new pictures which should be enough for a while till something else interesting happens enough that deserves a picture taken of it.
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September 7th 2001 - Well, added a september rant page because Eric didn't know how to make one, ;] so much for copying, and I'm in the process of scanning even 'more' pictures just for your enjoyment and our own vanity. Uh.. can't think of much else, so just be patient.
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September 3rd 2001 - A glorious day!!! Why you ask?? Because I (ME!) actually got the scanner to work and my brother didn't do a damned thing (because he's addicted to this new gamed called Arcanum). So now we actually have a means to put some more cool stuff on the website. Like the idea me and Eric want to do of making shirts out of our catch phrases and other stuff. It should be great if we can actually manage to do it. Soo, without further adieu, go to the pictures section and scope out our visages.
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August 31st 2001 - Ahh, two hours until September, shit I forgot to put my new license plate stickers on!! Oh, new rant since life has been really hectic and we couldn't really update due to our crumbling lives.
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August 22nd 2001 - Slightly pathetic attempt at a call for help in my rant about school today, if anyone cares about that subject. ;] Other than that I should have some new pictures scanned by Friday to put up in the pictures section by using my friend Morgan's scanner since my brother still refuses to make time to fix ours. What a swell guy he is, always looking out for others, very selfless. =P;;
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August 20th 2001 - Changed "About Us" into Dossiers because a) it's a cool word, and b) we're working on making some dossiers! I also made a links page due to the fact someone actually linked 'our' site to theirs and that just brought a tear to my eye. ;] New rant due to the starting of a new school year.
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August 14th 2001 - Small rant, still trying to coerce my brother into fixing the scanner since now he isn't going to school in Arizona until next semester. We'll see how that goes.
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August 9th 2001- We really havn't added that much, I (eric) added a few new rants but they aren't anything.
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August 1st 2001 - New month, new rant. Okay, basically it's just a small addition so that we'd even 'have' an August page for Preposterous. You all should still go to Penny Arcade though! If I had the gumption to go to the site and get an image for the link, I would, but at the moment I don't.
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July 30th 2001 - New "old" thought in the Ideas section entitled "Dead Me", right before the offensive ideas. Slight rant about Liz finally moving back to St. Louis (yay!!) and other things.
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July 29th 2001 - Better late than never, went to Memphis (for two hours!) and wrote a rant, Eric added some new stuff in the Ideas section that are hilarious and forgot to add them to the history, and uh.. think that's about it. If my brother ends up going to school in Arizona he had better damned well fix the computer before he goes!
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July 26th 2001 - Calling out to the masses (since my HTML book just doesn't want to help me, or give me cash, damn book)! I'm trying to update the tests so that you don't conceivably have to score them yourselves (cuz you're all lazy people with A.D.D.), you'd just click little radio buttons and then it'll score itself. The only problem you ask? I have no f-ing clue how to pull it off. Suuuree, I have the radio buttons done (I think anyway), but still don't know how to make each button know what score that answer gets, and to a greater extent, just how to get the form to score itself when you hit submit (and where 'does' it submit to anyway?!) Yeah yeah yeah, I know I should be looking for that job, but I'm sick of playing Where's Waldo with the retarded job world that never seems to answer phones, has a multitude of voicemail messages that never get called back, it pretty much is draining my will to live. So help me out with the tests and I'll be happy! =] I would promise you money, but you know, that whole job thing. I have $9.33 in my bank account, woohoo!
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July 22nd 2001 - Lost my wallet, got a flat tire, found my wallet, fun fun fun. A small rant about my evening. I tried to give learning Flash a second chance, but it still sucks and is confusing. If anyone knows an easy way to learn and create Flash, any help would be appreciated.
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July 20th 2001 - Added a rant, and a link to my friend Toya's paper on same sex marriages. Oo, here's that link again just for fun. I Do, But I Can't. It's a good paper. I'm almost tempted to send 'that' to Gov. Bob Holden.
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July 17th 2001 - Woohoo! It's so hot in our house we're getting a hotel room because my mom is sensible enough to not want to sleep in 100 degree weather tonight. YAY!! Oh yeah.. Eric modified the front page, added some catch phrases, I made a rant about my doctors visit, and so far that's it. My brother will never fix the computer.
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July 16th 2001 - I rant about how I hate the United States and its policies in Preposterous Pontifications as per usual, and Eric wrote a rant yesterday but forgot to add it to the history. I'm attempting to learn Flash, but it's a lot more difficult than I thought. Especially with the crappy tutorial given by the program!!! Sorry, I'm a little bitter right now.
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July 12th 2001 - Well, spend a lot of time on those buttons to spruce up the site a bit. Still trying to figure out what else to do. Any suggestions are welcome.
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July 9th(?)2001- this may actually be the tenth, I'm not exactly sure. But I added some free writes to the page and some poems. Prepare to be confused!
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July 4th 2001 - July 4th rant, and I changed everything to bold to make it easier to read (like you're reading anyway ;]). Website is still in transition, especially when you don't have a working disk drive or scanner (ahem, brother still sucks, but karma did come back at him and he broke his toe at work)!! Trying to find a cooler guestbook to put on the site since our other one didn't really want to work that well. Hopefully that'll be operational soon.
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June 28th 2001- HOT DAMN!! Boy did we get ambitious, and not gratiuitously ambitious, like ambitious enough to help our fellow man, no, just enough gumption to completely re-work the site and add all new artwork, all new back grounds, almost new everything!! It's like new coke, crystal pepsi, the Hindenberg!! But without the flames and death!! Well at least without the death. FOR NOW!!!
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June 25th 2001 - Registered for classes, woohoo! So I decided to rant about it. Still no working scanner or disk drive thanks to my brother. I really think he might have A.D.D. (or A.D.H.D., whatever) or he just doesn't give a crap about other people's stuff! I'll let you the reader decide. On another note, does anyone know how I can make the site look better?!?! I just can't figure it out! Suuure I could steal HTML code from other sites here and there, but that's no fun, or is it? ;]
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June 24th 2001 - I ranted about my week, big surprise. ;] But I did go to Pridefest!
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June 18th 2001 - New rant, the computer's still not fixed, my brother is really busy with jobs and being an asshole (cuz that takes up soo much time), and I'm poor. Next addition will be a picture of me living in a cardboard box probably. Oh wait, no disk drive, nevermind. ;D
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June 16th 2001 - Hey folks! I'm doing this a few days after some things were added so i might not be exactly correct in what i am assuming as to what was put on. (okay, don't know if that sentance made sense.) But anyway, onwards and upwards with the whole thing about Kenny Rogers. Some new FAQ's, umm, some new catch phrases, i dont think there are any new rants but there will be. But I'm hungry so im not going to do one right now. Viva el maraichi.
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June 12th 2001 - I really should have asked for money before I came back, but Eric just kinda up and quit since I didn't do much any more. Even though as he put it, the site pretty much 'is' all his anyway. ;] Update on my life in rant-like form, maybe I'll think of something witty later but headaches kind of hinder the genius process a bit. Too bad we really can't make the movie of Fearsome Foursome Minus One, I'm sure it would be a cult classic in no time. I got the box art done and everything!
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June 9th 2001 - Day 4 of Chris's disappearance, a moment of silence if you would. Or shout for joy because the Ideas section has been added to! Ever wanted to tell your loved one you needed time apart? Find out how! In conjection with our lawyers (see Pictures section, first pic) advice, disclaimer was also revised. Stupid linguistics,.. I mean, uh, HI!
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June 8th 2001 - Not only are the rants gone, Chris is gone too! I can't find him anywhere and I'm really worried. Okay I'm not worried at all because Chris was raised by wolves and knows how to survive in the Alaskan tundra if need be. So yeah, in his absense, I have taken over the web domain. It's a difficult job, but I'm a genius!!! A sexy genius! I'm a sexy bitch! oh, wait. i forgot to add what i added to the website, chris..i mean....umm..Christ!! reminded me to say what i added on the site. so its a new rant, and a story about the disappearance of Chris. yay! i mean, that i wrote it. not that Chris disappeared.
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June 5th 2001 - Where did Chris's rants go? They've been abducted, are on haitus, turned into racoons and digging in trash bins. They probably won't be back, as racoons never return to the scene of the crime. Unless they do, but I'm not really the authority on the behavioral patterns of racoons. Unless I am. Feels like vertigo doesn't it?? Clap a whole bunch and maybe they'll find their way home, hopefully you still have both hands and not just one hand and a claw or something. Eric's rants are cooler anyway. ;] Enjoy!
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June 4th 2001 - Eric's rant and other stuff I don't exactly know what he added yet. So why am I putting it in the history section? Cuz it's like a fun game of Where's Waldo, but with less Waldo and more fun. MORE FUN!
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June 3rd 2001 - d/led a new HTML editor I got from TechTV's download of the day, haven't gotten around to messing with it yet because I had a headache yesterday, but I added a rant! I'm sure you are all overjoyed.
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June 2nd 2001 - It's early in the day yet, so I put a rant (finally!) and new musing which is actually Eric's doing. Who knows what Eric will add without my knowledge later on. ;]
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June 1st 2001 - GO ME!!(Eric) wow! I'm gettin good at makin a web page. Time to start addin' porn!! Okay, maybe not. But i tells ya, I'm gettin so good i might just be able to. But it would be Amish porn, nothin but ankles, and if your REALLY nasty, shins. But anyway, I added some pictures from The Screen Savers on TechTV to the Pictures page. I guess because i was watching it earlier hangin out at Chris'. And im HAPPY!! In a good mood, yes sir! June 1st is gettin off to a good ol start.
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June 1st 2001 - lol, you don't know how funny it is to come to places on your own site and see new things you didn't know where there. Ah Eric, he's hilarious. Got bored and added a lot of stuff in Musings which are writings I found from my old creative writing class. I'm gonna put some school newspaper writings I made sometime later, it's a lot of typing to do in one day. Yes, my brother is an ass. :]
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May 31st? Or something like that, hell if i know.- YAY! Eric has gone insane in his ability to add things to the website. So he has added mucho grandioso enteraintmentio por favor chimi chonga stuff. No new rant today, but some new FAQ's, and your own personal vikings. Chris' brother is an ass.
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May 28th-30th 2001 - More rants from Eric in Preposterous. New catch phrases as well. Still waiting for my brother to even 'think' about fixing the computer. Almost managed to get another scanner, but since we didn't, that's still in the works. Now that Eric actually is investigating HTML, he's adding a lot of stuff randomly so it's hard to keep up. ;] New page of Behind the Music about the fantastic duo Christopher Walken and BatBoy.
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May 26th 2001 - Eric actually did something! A lot of somethings actually. I also sucked up my pride and decided to actually spell Preposterous correctly. ;] Doesn't look as good as proposterous, but, sigh. Yes I know phenominal is spelled wrong on the make-shift video box for Fearsome Foursome Minus One, but I had to go with the whole F theme. So, new things to find: Artwork descriptions of some of Eric's work, Catch Phrases, couple new FAQ's (new ones at bottom of page), his own rant in Preposterous Pontifications, and a small intro into the tests. Yeah, I know the tests are long winded, but they really are hilarious. Hopefully people reading our site don't have A.D.D. because about 75% of my friends who've seen it DO and they don't pay attention for that long!
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May 25th 2001 - Hypnosis, Hypochondraics, and Insomnia, oh my. Computer's still broken, and my brother is out of town. So another rant in Preposterous. It don't get much better than this folks! Well, it will, but only after the f-ing computer is fixed! :]
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May 20th 2001 - Part of an email Eric sent has now become its own page! Go check out Musings and the hilarity that goes on concerning Captain Caveman and Capn Crunch.
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May 19th 2001 - New rant in preposterous, bad day, can't wait to get drunk tonight.
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May 17th 2001 - I want to cry, or at least have the aliens stop f-ing with my life so much, especially my car! You don't know about the aliens yet, but that makes me want to make a page telling about them even more! Preposterous Pontifications (do I really want to type that every time I say there's a rant in there??) has more up to date wanton releases. Go! Read on and feel better! or don't, I don't control your life, do whatever you want. ;] Also three more catch phrases you'll want to turn into t-shirts!
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May 15th 2001 - All I can do is rant! Preposterous Pontifications shall be my manifesto of bitchiness evidently. Eric has yet to make use of it, but has expressed his desire to spread his wonderous knowledge one of these days. Mayhaps I should go back to reading my HTML book, inbetween reading a new book Rachel lent me called A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers (the guy who wrote Might magazine).
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May 8th 2001 - Can you believe my brother hasn't fixed anything on the computer after, just weeks ago, he practically destroyed everything?!?! It's very evil, and I keep asking him to fix it, but you can't make him do anything so alas all I can do is wench on about my frustrations. Joy for all!! New rant in Preposterous Pontifications.
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May 1st 2001 - One! One new catch phrase, Ah-hahaahahaha.. (lightning and thunder claps) If you don't understand that joke, I'm not going to explain it. :]
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April 29th 2001 - No real additions, I just felt like ranting about how I 'can't' add anything new because my brother's a moron! My brother has this wanton need to disassemble things, mainly the computer, to add things to it. The only problem with that is, he can't get them to work correctly after he gets it all finished! He managed to completely fry the disk drive, and I can't get the scanner to work, and he's so busy with goofing off after he "fixes" things, he doesn't bother to fix what he broke. So, alas, nothing new but my anger.
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April 22nd 2001 - More artwork added, one artwork misplaced, not really an exact science is it? Chris's survey updated because I was bored. One picture added and more to come. And since someone suggested I change the format of the guestbook, I did! Ask and ye shall receive, well, most of the time anyway. I also got up some gumption to make a journal-type page for random thoughts. I decided to do this because of a newspaper article I read concerning discriminations among our society.
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April 16th 2001 - History page added, what an accomplishment! Trying to get off my lazy ass and get more pictures done. Damn, if... section added in honor of my car.
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April 6th 2001 - New pictures of Bobby McSleeves, and Art sections.
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March 28th 2001 - Guestbook added, and trying to figure out how to get our site on to a search engine.
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March 23rd 2001 - Site created, overjoyed are we!
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