A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours
in your house, one of your kids did it
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| Quotations two | |||||||||||||||||
| An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. | |||||||||||||||||
| Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place | |||||||||||||||||
| Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing | |||||||||||||||||
| It is better to have loved, And lost it Than not to have been loved at all . | |||||||||||||||||
| Tears are the only way to say goodbye | |||||||||||||||||
| "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" | |||||||||||||||||
| For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. | |||||||||||||||||
| Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young | |||||||||||||||||
| A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours |
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| My wife always enjoys sex no matter what book she is reading at the time | |||||||||||||||||
| "I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example | |||||||||||||||||
| "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on | |||||||||||||||||
| When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows | |||||||||||||||||
| I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. | |||||||||||||||||
| I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working
in your house, one of your kids did it |
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| SHUT THE XXXXXXX DOOR ( SCOTT FROM THE ANTARCTIC ) | |||||||||||||||||
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