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| QUOTATIONS 3 | |||||||||||||
| "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." | |||||||||||||
| "I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." | |||||||||||||
| "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." | |||||||||||||
| "There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Carntan't" | |||||||||||||
| "Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken." taken." | |||||||||||||
| "A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused." | |||||||||||||
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