WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF RA
A PRAYER
Oh Ra, who art in Atlantic City.
We, the true believers(and drunken lot)
Cometh to the Great Arse and Layeth our Troubles there.
We sticketh our arms up its great orifice and leave with your joy!
You have stumbled upon the greatness (or not) which is RA. Here, thou will find the great teachings of Ra. Ra is all powerful(or not), greatest than any other God(or not) but a loving(and groping and also drunken) God. Come worship(or not) at the Church of Ra. The Church of Ra was originally founded in 1996 by a drunken parrot and a oversexed goatherder. In 2003, The 1st Church of Ra was destroyed(by angry ferrets at Geocities. Thanks to Way Back Machine, some of the original text were recovered but most of it, alas, was lost to the ferrets. We cried a lot.). In 2006, a Rat,. known only as well, The Rat, came from the Darkness with these saved text and recreated lost text(actually, he just made up the lost text from scratch and called it THE ORIGINAL WORKS OF RA!!! ALL HAIL RA!!!!!) built The Second Church of Ra. And Ra was happy for he was kind of missing being in the public eye. And so it was written, and so it was done!!
TO ALL WHO ENTER THESE HALLOWED HALLS.........YOU
ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON AN ADVENTURE NONE LIKE YOU HAVE EVER
EMBARKED ON BEFORE......THESE ARE THE WORDS OF RA(and a few other
things)MAY THEY GUIDE(whatever) INTO THE GREATNESS WHICH IS RA......AND
IF YOU FIND LOVE,LUCK,WHATEVER BECAUSE OF THESE TEACHINGS......A
SMALL DONATION(a few hundred dollars) WILL GLADLY BE ACCEPTED!
THE WORD OF RA(as written down by a drunk parrot)