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| A tourist traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small border town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, a big angry Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!" |
| A Navajo man is having breakfast one morning - -coffee,mutton stew,frybread, butter & listening to KTNN when a Canadian man chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Navajo ignores the Canadian who,nevertheless,starts a conversation. Canadian:"Hey chief you Indian folks eat that stuff every morning?" Navajo: (in a bad mood) "Ya." Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't in Canada,we only eat whats inside. The leftovers we collect in a container, recycle it,transform them and sell them to the states." The Navajo then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?" "Why of course we do," the Canadian says with a big smirk. Navajo: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Canadian: "We throw them away of course!" Navajo: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,recycle them, melt them down into a chewing gum and sell them to Canada." |
| Three Indian guys were sitting at a bar having a few drinks. One was Cree, one was Mohawk and the other Ojibway. During the course of their conversation they started talking about their problems with their wives. The Cree guy began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well - the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert." Then the Mohawk spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries. The Ojibway fellow was married to an Iroquois woman. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well - the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye |
| A GOOD TRADE A salesman is driving toward home in southern Arizona when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on the side of the road. As the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Indian gets in. After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?", asks the Indian. " It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife", says the salesman. The Indian is silent for a moment then says, "Good trade." |
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