At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight started conversing about the recent world events.  The strangers were of varying cultures.  One was Native American.  Another was a cowboy from West Texas.  The other person was a  During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.  The Native American stated "once my  people were many, now we are few."  The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "Once my people were few and now we are many."
The cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't played cowboys and Muslims yet."
Custer  is out riding the high plains with 20 soldiers when suddenly he finds himself surrounded by 500 Cheyenne.  Quietly he says to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."  There is a ray of light from above and a voice booms out, "You are not screwed! Pull out your gun and shoot the warrior standing in front of you."
So Custer pulls out his revolver and shoots the warrior and stands before the lifeless body in front of the 500 Cheyenne all with a look of shock on their faces. 
The voice booms out again, "OK -- NOW you're screwed!!!"

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