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Indian Barbie Dolls!
Commod Barbie comes with, can opener and cheese slicer added bonus, she comes with pliers and thread to make a jingle dress out of commod lids
(available at Cree reservations, only)
Rez Ball Barbie comes with, sports bra, knee brace, wristbands, sports goggles & her own oxygen bottle. She only plays two to three minutes per quarter, but has a deadly set shot, defense not included
Rodeo Barbie former barrel racer, still able to get into her wranglers and white western style shirt with "miss rodeo 19??" stitched on pocket.
"49" Barbie sits in her pick-up til her beer is gone, then closes in on next snag, come sunlight, she's gone
Chorus Girl Barbie sits in her lawn chair, making fun of all the dancers, but when her drum gets thesong, she stands up to sing and all the men really dance their best
2-Step Barbie no where around the pow wow all evening, mc calls for two step and there she is all over the best dressed dancer there
Wannabee Barbie jet black (clairol ) hair, brown cordoury dress, made in japan mocs and beadwork, turkey feather fan and an attutude that is intolerable .
Non Indian man Married To An Indian Barbie attends every meeting and ceremony uses terms like "we" and "us", often times feels compelled to speak out, as in, "what Mr. so & so really means is,
blah, blah, blah...... "
Indian man Married To Non Indian Barbie drags his sorry self every where she goes, she usually has him cut wood, carry water and attend to the elders.
New Age Barbie comes with her own crystals, beads and "sacred" smudge shell.
"Wolf" Woman Barbie Cherokee version of Wannabee Barbie, includes pet mutt alleged to be "part wolf"
"My Great Grandmother Was a Cherokee" Barbie exact replica of regular Barbie. the store

A Cree boy walks into a bar and notices a monkey dressed as a grassdancer sitting on the bar. The Cree sits down and orders a beer, he glances at the monkey. The monkey's owner notices and says, "watch this " and starts to pound out a plains grass dance song on the bar. To the amazement of the Cree, the monkey starts to dance!! The monkey is one of the best that he has ever seen! After a few moments, the Cree reaches for his wallet and takes out a $20.00 bill and puts it down in front of the monkey.The owner tries to return it to the Cree saying, " I understand the tradition of honoring dancers with money, but this is too much! " The Cree just shakes his head and replies, " I just can't help myself, those Crow kids are just so damn cute when they're little".

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong brew in the local saloon, when a brisky man walked into the bar The man shakes his hand and says, "I dont like them Indians; last week they burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted me an stole my horse", He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars. The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two guys made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy. Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this." Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy. Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this." Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand. But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this." So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five hundred onlooking Indians. Dave just shook his head and said,
"Oh . . . my . . .God . . .. we're going to be millionaires!

Two CROW are driving through ND, when they get pulled over by a Tribal cop. The TAT Tribal Police walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacked him right on top of the head with the stick. The driver finally comes to and asks, "AAAAY, WHAT the hell was that for!?" The cop says, "You're in Hidatsa country, Curly. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
Not wanting to make his situation with the law any worse, the driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and WHACK! The Hidatsa smacks him with the nightstick also. After he recovers, the somewhat dazed passenger asks, "Holy smokes, enit!! ...what did you do that for?" The Hidatsa answers, "Just making your wishes come true." Still incredulous, the passenger follows up with, "What the HELL?!?!?!?"
The tribal cop says, "I know how you Crows are! Two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that Hidatsa bastard would have tried that shit with me!'"