Choking On Water

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::Quotes/Stories::

We say stupid stuff. So do other people. We'll put all that in here.

Shawn:
I got a story. About my daddy. Ok, i was playin guitar, hard rockin it. Like, Black Sabbath and AC/DC. And he comes in and says "You shouldn't play that kinda stuff, its devil music" he said use the guitar for the Lord or don't use it. So anyways. Me and my brother are cleaning out the closet and we find these boxes that say "Mom's records" and "Dad's records" and so we took them out and opened them. We looked at Mom's first. We found stuff like The Beatles, Monkeys, gospel and church sermans...stuff like that. So then we get into my dad's box. We find the same stuff i was playing on guitar. There was Deep Purple in there. There was Hendrix. It was like the Rockers Galore. The greatest were in there. And I'm thinking...what the fuck. This ain't his. So I go up and say "Dad this used to be yours I guess" and i showed him the Black Sabbath, and hes like, "I knew you would find that someday". So he showed me a picture of him in the 70's. He was a fucking goth, man. Scared the shit outta me. But he showed me somemore pictures and he was a guitarest. He said he was in a band called The Devil's Servants, and I'm thinking, enough. I won't play rock music anymore, and we packed it all up. Seriously. Scared the fuck outta me.