| summerisms |
| few contributers, but the content is truly worthy. |
| mariel: i just thought of something. kim: what's that? mariel: if a guy ever tells you you're loose (in whatever context) you can just tell him his wang is too skinny. kim: hm, i'll have to remember that. |
| kim: we've got to send a tape in to mtv, or fuse perhaps. ka: yea, they're practically public access. |
| mariel: i'd ride ben [shepherd] to texas. kim: why texas? mariel: i figure it's a good distance. |
| you have to use the word 'tundra' at some point in daily conversation. --ka-- |
| i saw dana's boyfriend's bi-hawk, and all i could say to her was "i am the firestarter!" --rachel-- |
| timmy c.? to canada? i'd ride timmy c. to the end of the driveway. --ka-- |
| she always said "we need some credit card." singular. she was such a bitch. it's because she's korean. i mean, i'm korean, too, but... --kristine-- |
| sorry kids, more azz wont be here tonight, he seems to have a soar ass --kim-- |
| security has to wear goggles and a raincoat...you never know when he's gonna blow --mariel-- |
| there has got to be a hole in the back of that guitar... --mariel-- |
| that girl singing behind you is holding up her phone...not because she's making a call, no, no...but she's using it as a lighter...too bad the light's not on...she'll figure it out. --kim-- |
| mariel: i'm ready to go...my feet hurt. kim: yea, my back hurts...and every 5 minutes people keep touching my ass. |
| mariel: i'd paper bag mcCready...and the bag's all set up with a picture of eddie. |
| mariel: you're going to abandon us...you'll be so busy with the audioslave gangbang. kim: yea. mariel: you're so nasty. kim: it's true. |
| mariel: four guys in one day. kim: yea, if i take pity on wilk mariel: oh, burn! |
| ka: where was this? kim: somewhere in europe. ka: eh, europeans are weird, they like gaiety. |
| ka: why toes? kim: i figure he needs his fingers to play, so i went with toes. |
| how are you going to be like, "hi, my name is bob and here's a picture of my wang." how do you come up with that reaction? --mariel-- |
| well, i'm small, but tom morello is also very small, so if you put things in perspective, i would pretty much need to stop eating --kim-- |
| mariel: i just want a guy who likes pearl jam. kim: my boyfriend is pretty much going to have to learn to deal with soundgarden being the soundtrack to our sex life. |
| mariel: according to -- young people should have better hearing than older people. kim: what'd you say? |
| it's kind of a sweetish song...not like swedish the country, but sweet. --mariel-- |
| mariel: you can't fit that much on a thong. kim: oh, writing! i didn't know what you were talking about for a second... |
| it's deeper than money...it's looks --mariel-- |
| kim: did you hear that girl with her "i need a really big cup"? mariel: yea, i was thinking 'not for your bra'! kim: yea, me too |
| but i found my way. i'm a pigeon. --mariel-- |
| don't be sad. and vomit if necessary. --mariel-- |
| kim: i need to take my mind off this. i could watch my freshly edited metallica video. mariel: no, then you'd be st. anger erupting...mt. st. anger...like mt. st. helen's. |
| do you know the rules? --kelly's boss-- |
| kelly: i want a roy rogers, stat! dion: oh, stat? <runs, nearly into a pole> |
| kim: he's dressed okay, but he's from san diego, not seattle. mariel: yea right, he's probably wearing some ankle socks under there. |
| no officer, we're emptiless. --david-- |
| alright guys, you need to cut out all the grab ass and just simmer down! --tool boat driver-- |
| i thought he was 15, so when he came to the window i was like "what can i get for you, little fella?"...i found out he's like, 26. --?-- |
| kim: that is just... ka: that is just unfortunate...that that elderly gentleman has such a thick neck. |