| Funny Non- 106ers |
| not 106 residents, but funny nonetheless... |
| everytime you want to do something...think of me wearing nothing but kneepads! --bree-- steph: see what kinda tricks you can do with that baton greg: yea, i'm gonna hop on that...the baton, not the girl didn't your mother ever teach you 'you never sleep with someone that you care about'? sex is for making babies and revenge --fireman's profile (original source unknown)-- yeah, well procrastination is just like masturbation, your just fucking yourself --morgan-- do you know how much this cost me? imagine throwing hundreds of dollars in the air. hundreds of hundreds. --joe-- it was a shitsu, and it had it's tail and the ears and the four paws spray-painted orange. i just wanted to kill it and put it out of its misery because it was sooo ugly. --steph-- ...but if I know youuuu, I know what you doooo!!! You'll love me at once... *manly voice* THE WAY YOU DID OOOOOOONCE... UPOOOON... AAAAA... DREAAAM...oooooooh Prince Phillip...one of the few disney characters I still have a crush on --cali-- babies are basically baked potatoes that cry --dr. stanford-- so if you're ever bored in Barstow...which is pretty much a redundancy... --dr. stanford-- you can put some serious stuff in chocolate eggs. --alessio-- alessio: c'era una volta, molto molto tempo fa, una vecchia che viveva in una stalla con le sue galline. un giorno, la vecchia si alzo ando in bagno e vide un gatto che la guardava. (english translation: once upon a time, a long time ago, an old woman lived in a stable with her chicken. one day, the old woman got up and went to the bathroom and saw a cat looking at her.) ka: where was her chicken to save her from the cat? kim: he is married, but he's a rock star, so fuck that mariel: yea, i'm sure he whores though, so if you don't mind vd and having his love child you'd be fine kim: sweet mariel: you can't say sweet to VD kim: oh, sorry...i'll control myself... mariel: love child yes, vd no steph: i'm afraid i might fall allison: at least everyone would see your shoes. if you always wanted to be in the movie biz, i think it's the best way...porn over prostitution. plus they usually give you well packaged men, rather than pathetic business men --collette (in response to ka's 'porn star' question, on 106isms page)-- you've got to learn these things. italian style, eh? --alessio-- say you have two short parents from Bangladesh, and they move to Glendale and have a child. so the child grows up in Glendale, which of course stunts you in other ways... --dr. stanford-- i had to arrange blocks for the IQ test...i guess if i put the nose in the wrong place i was an Al Queda or something... --dr. stanford-- i can't move like that. i'm not cirque de soleil. --matt-- joanna: see the kid with the white knee high socks? ka: i like his matching sweatband <a few minutes pass> joanna: you know that takes a lot of coordination ka: what? playing basketball? joanna: no, i'm still on the socks mary kate: well, call me crazy but... ka: okay, crazy. joey: yes, but there's no beer in heaven. morgan: there is in mine. MIT...made in taiwan. that's me. and i go to MIT. --mingyi hung-- kyle: i built the fire ka: so that's why it's flaming i love the cock --kyle-- kyle: i apologize for my behavior chris n: oh, if you hadn't said anything i wouldn't have noticed. i just would've thought you were really flamboyant. chris n: i'm going to drink my cookie now. mariel: if you were a superhero, what would your theme song be? will's was *phone static* bon bon. kim: shake your bon bon? kim's away message: if you were a superhero, what would your theme song be? jon: that bass line from MUIN class you know what they make at subway? sandwiches. i think we should make a sandwich --spring break 2003 hobbit kid-- kim: & from that first hug, we all just knew...'cause zach never let us hug him, he was always too angry mariel: there was too much rage in that machine. kim: he just needs something to keep him busy when he's onstage mariel: yea, like maybe a rubrik's cube? |