| night o' hell 808isms |
| steph: yea, i can hang, can't i? kim: oh yea, you're hanging by a thread. |
| steph: if my eyes start bleeding, could you get me a towel? |
| kelly: he's like 'i love you, too, felicity....*flip*...take it, bitch kim: and it's got double meaning, 'cause it's doggy style and she's the bitch. ka & steph: it's a homonym. |
| ka: does he have a hot date at 12:40? steph: yea, with his left hand |
| steph: the superman pants are getting to her. |
| kim: strap my boobs down, i am superman. |
| kyle: you have problems. kelly: what's your point, vanessa? kyle: my name is ochbar. |
| steph: i'm like, the ADHD kid, you've got narcolepsy, and she's the fat kid...out in dodge ball. |
| ka: when's your birthday? cause i'm gonna get you, like, 5 shirts. |
| steph: god, you smell...like tommy. ka: like vomit? |
| kim: go stand by the wall...and we wont see you, cause you're white. |
| steph: could you eat slower? can we get her a smaller spoon? |
| kim: i just want to draw an 'X' on my face steph: and just walk around like that tomorrow? that's just a lowpoint, when you draw an 'X' on your forehead. |
| kyle: i knew kelly and i were going to bond tonight. kim: did you just call me kelly? kyle & kim: and now we're back. |
| steph: you wanna nut in my case? |
| kim: chong is the half-Asian one, cause you would think cheech is, but he's not...chong is...i saw it on the e! true hollywood story. |
| QUOTE OF THE NITE: steph: sometimes i think i can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and then i realize it's just a big cock in my ass. |
| steph: if i couldn't get to sleep, which would never happen, i would bang my head against a wall to knock myself unconcious. |