| Boys & Girls of Pali 106 |
| The Girls: |
| Kelly "I have a dilemma" C Major: still goin' for biz-nass To-Do List: jake gyllenhaal, casey affleck, brad pitt, ryan phillipe, adam sandler, matthew mCconaughey, Goal for Semester: to pass all my classes and be drunk while doing it Status: single, but don't bother applying if you're an asshole Homosexual Crush: Reese Witherspoon Underage Crush: Karson Michael Lighthouse Favorite Disney Character: Ariel Animated Animal Crush: Rajah of "Aladdin" or Flounder of "the Little Mermaid" Room Theme: Island Fabulous Most Likely to be Found: in Catalina Favorite "Friend": Joey Diddy Reise Cookie Order: m&m cookies w/ mint chip ice cream sandwich Classic Away Message: "friends can listen to 'endless love' in the dark!" |
| Laura "oh no" A Major: business To-Do List: Josh Hartnett, Hayden Christensen, Matt Damon, Harrison Ford Goal for Semester: to pass accounting Status: single, and stalker-free Homosexual Crush: Shakira Underage Crush: Favorite Disney Character: Aurora Animated Animal Crush: the Beast Room Theme: Wicker Wonderful Most Likely to be Found: in transit, on her busted bicycle Favorite "Friend": Joey Diddy Reise Cookie Order: 1 choc. chip cookie & 1 blueberry muffin Classic Away Message: idle, w/ no message |
| Keriann "fair enough" K Major: applying to make one up To Do List: Ty Pennington, bobby canavale,nick swardson, jonny lee miller, ed norton, orlando bloom, & a great, big compton gang bang from Splender Goal for Semester: to try not to starve to death, fail out, or kill someone Status: Still hearting last year's prick Homosexual Crush: Kristin Davis Underage Crush: Reese of MitM Favorite Disney Character: Belle Animated Animal Crush: Robin Hood, the hottie w/ a body (he's a fox ;) Room Theme: Ocean's Eleven Most Likely to be Found: in my hard bed Favorite "Friend": Monica Diddy Reise Cookie Order: two cinnamon sugar, two dark choc. w/ white choc. chip, choc. chip cone Classic Away Message: "If I was here I wouldn't have one of these, would I? ;) |
| Kimberly "that's like the episode where..." P Major: Music...Industry...B.S. To Do List: edward norton, chris kennedy-masterson, prince phillip (of Sleeping Beauty fame...not the old man) Goal for Semester: get up to a 3.0 and not die Status: currently devoting life to a non-existent animated prince...how sad. Homosexual Crush: Catherine Zeta-Jones Underage Crush: Reese of MitM (kim: reese is going to be hot. ka: reese is hot.) Favorite Disney Character: Aurora/Brior Rose Animated Animal Crush: Mufasa, of "the Lion King" Room Theme: Ocean's Eleven Most Likely to be Found: on the floor w/ the big black pillow Favorite "Friend": Chandler Diddy Reise Cookie Order: choc. chip w/ vanilla ice cream sandwhich Classic Away Message: got issues? |
| The Boys (on yo' fo'head): |
| Chris "the shark" A Major: Architecture To-Do List: done. Goal for Semester: create a new language w/ richard Status: married Homosexual Crush: Richard? Underage Crush: Olson Twins Disney Character I'd Like to Do: Ariel Room Theme: architect aligned Most Likely to be Found: at kink-ho's or the studi-ho Favorite "Friend": rachel Diddy Reise Cookie Order: half dozen choc. chip Classic Away Message: no time for AIM! |
| Greg "what the jack?" A Major: Gay Engineer To-Do List: Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, Kristin Kruek Goal for Semester: to watch every baseball & football game broadcast on tv (and maybe hear some on radio broadcast as well) Status: none Homosexual Crush: Sean Connery Underage Crush: Emma Watson (12, but looks 10 in the shower) Disney Character I'd Like to Do: Ariel Room Theme: computers rule the universe Most Likely to be Found: softball field Favorite "Friend": rachel Diddy Reise Cookie Order: 1 cinnamon sugar, or something w/ nuts Classic Away Message: I'm out like a fat man in dodge ball |
| Richard "bia bia" S Major: Civil Engineering To-Do List: Jodie Foster, baton girl, anyone with beer flavored nipples Goal for Semester: to drink beer in every situation possible (shower, check) Status: swingin' single Homosexual Crush: Bill Cosby Underage Crush: Olson Twins Disney Character I'd Like to Do: Ariel Room Theme: beer fort Most Likely to be Found: gym, trying to get S-W-O-L-L Favorite "Friend": rachel Diddy Reise Cookie Order: 1 choc. chip cookie Classic Away Message: umm...beer |
| Neil "you're talkin' to him" M Major: Computer Engineering To-Do List: Kristin Kruek, Allison Mack, Jennifer Aniston, Goal for Semester: to use the dish network to its fullest by watching every movie shown on every channel we get Status: waiting for that special SCrusader Homosexual Crush: jimmy fallon Underage Crush: blonde girl from Harry Potter premiere Disney Character I'd Like to Do: ariel Room Theme: could my computer be any bigger? Most Likely to be Found: Scampus SCruiser or Scampus Scrusade Favorite "Friend": rachel Diddy Reise Cookie Order: 2 peanut butter cookies, & 1 choc. chip Classic Away Message: idle, w/ no message |