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Cosmic Debris� Top Ten things that are Downright Impossible To Say When You Are Drunk:
10.) I think our elected officials are doing an excellent job
09.) No Thank you, I don�t like Pickled Wieners!
08.) My Boss is a Wonderful man! I Think the world of him!
07.) Married to her 20 years, and my wife is still sexy as ever!
06.) I apologise for behaving like such a jackass.
05.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
04.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
03.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
02.) No, no! No more booze for me.
And The Number One Thing that is Downright Impossible To Say When You Are Drunk:
Thanks for the offer, but I�d rather Not have sex, if its all the same to you.