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Cosmic Debris� Top Ten Signs Your Family is Stressed Out!
10. Most of your Family Conversations begin with "Just put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. Your phone had 911 on speed-dial.
8. Your cat has a prescription for Valium.
7. Because they�ve learned to speak through clenched teeth, many people have trouble understanding your kids.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to try decaffeinated.
5. Your Family is on a first name basis with all the Suicide Intervention Hotline�s councilors.
4. No one ever has time to wait for microwave.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by Crisis intervention councilors, lawyers or the RCMP Terrorist Response Team.
2. Your Psychiatrist gives your Family a special Bulk rate.
And the Number One Sign that Your Family is Stressed Out;
Your Nightly Fight with your spouse is referred to as �Foreplay�.
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