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Let the screening begin. |
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Reviewed Films (in alphabetical order): |
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"Incoherent dialogue spattered with half-witted winners like, 'Chicks love the car,' and 'Bat on Ice, anyone?' (compliments of the barely literate Freeze) earn this film a big, fat kick in the personified pants----proving that you can, in fact, hurt steel." |
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Reviewed by Karla |
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"In a world of Jack Nicholsons and Helen Hunts, Forces of Nature is about as bad as it gets." |
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Reviewed by Karla |
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You'll wanna hold your bladder for this one. |
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Reviewed by St.John |
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"Fiennes finding Paltrow attractive? I'd believe in The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, AND the male-friendly lesbian before I'd swallow that." |
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Reviewed by Karla |
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