3 guys were stuck on an island full of cannibals. They were taken to the king and he said if they pass 3 tests, he'll let them live. So they tried. The first test is to go into the woods and find 10
fruit of the same kind. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The king told him the second test is to put the fruit in his butt without making any facial expressions. The guy gets 2 in and screams with pain. They kill him.
The second guy comes back with 10 cherries and is told the second test. He gets about 8 in and starts laughing. They kill him. The first guy and second guy met in heaven.
The first guy says "Why'd you laugh? You could have made it!"
The second guy says "I couldn't help it! I saw the last guy come back with durians!"