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1.What is a kiss???
Kiss is an inquiry on first floor about vacancy in the ground floor!
2.What did Stayfree tell to condom:
Boss, if u fail, both of us will be out of business for 10 months.
3.What did 1 ant say 2 the other climbing the king's legs:
lets meet at the royal balls.
4.Nude lady goes 2 bar. Ask 4a peg, Barman stares at her & serves.
Lady asks him have u never seen nude women. He says I have but worry from where u will take out money.
5.All men R terrorists. They attack women on their twin towers & destroy their pentagon.
6.Newlywed couple after having first shot, husband: I'll be very frank with u, dear you're not the first girl I've fucked. Bride: I'll also be frank; you have still to learn a lot about fucking.
7.Two Girls having sex, asked 1st one why is there no hair on Ur pussy?
2nd u dumb fucker R there any grass on busy roads.
8.Sex is math: Add 2 bodies, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply!!!
9.LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
10. A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
11.Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?
2% eat.
3% smoke cigarettes.
4% take shower.
5% go to sleep.
86% get up and go back home to their wives.
12.What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build the next GENERATION.
13.A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
14.Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
1. I am coming I am coming!!!
15.Why is your penis better than a credit card?
1. Once spent it recharges itself.
2. It is accepted worldwide.
3. You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
16.A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic?
She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, Fuck, and then you disappear.
17.What is the closest thing to a woman period?
Your SALARY...
It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are in big trouble!!
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