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| One And All To: ChinchDude |
| A page with laughs, tears, and well, I have Jerry, the alien, who doesn't like much, but you have to love him. |
| You may think you've seen a great deal in your life, and you're probably right, but look at this page anyway. It can't hurt; I don't bite. |
| Well, here it is, the obligatory introduction. The place where I tell you who I am, where I'm from, and make promises to you about updating the page. However, although I am going to do it all, I have to say this, you probably don't care who I am or where I'm from unless you know me, but then you already know; also I will, in all liklihood, do a bang-up job on the site, then leave it be for months, as is pretty much my Modus Operandi for my web pages. Well, here it goes, my name is Dale, I live in suburban Maryland, with my family, and I attend Strayer University. If you want more "bio" informatin than that, look at my personal page. This site will include humor, web design tips, chinchilla stuff, pictures (of course), links to almost everything I can think of, and more. There is a web design tip/advertising technique right there, the "and more" makes people more interested by adding an element of mystery, oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh. Anyway, welcome, and enjoy the site. All that I really ask is that you not react too badly to the bad jokes that you WILL come across. |
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| No, no, I swear you mean more than just a number; I love you for goodness sake. |
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| HEY! Let's get this thing rollin'! |
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| Let's all say hello to Timmy the ever walking pumpkin. He is Jerry's best friend, but they have not spoken in months due to Timmy's constant ambling. He loves little kids and puppies, and mostly everything, Jerry's stark opposite. How do they get along? |
| Timmy is here courtesy of the Animation Factory, www.animfactory.com |
| My mama said there'd be pages like this. And well, I saw a bunch of them, hated them, and decided I needed one of my own. |
| Well, my mama also said to never get caught with your pants down, but there was that time with her and daddy's dear; and she left him after that. |
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| Jerry and Timmy met in the fall of 2000. Jerry, being a student of everything, knew that by Devlin spellcraft he could bring a lonely little pumpkin to life. He concocted a spell, gathered the ingredients, and performed his majick on the young pumpkin. In the process, however, a bird had pooped on the pumpkin, and the gourd was doomed to a life of constant wandering. |
| The pair was inseparable, they talked, laughed, and philosophized about everything in the known universe. One late and rainy night, Timmy walked off from Jerry while he was sleeping and has only been spotted on a couple of occaisions. Jerry is miserable and needs your help. If you get to the page where he has been seen walking, click on him to capture him and return him to Jerry. |
| The Pumpkin's Lost Again! |
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| Narcissus Strikes The obligatory page of things all about me. An abridged bio of sorts. |
| Associated Pages Tattoo Page The pages describing the experience of having and getting a tattoo. Favorite Quote A description of the wonderful quote spoken by a Dr. Johnson and made popular by Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. |
| My Fear and Loathing Page The page on one of my favorite books/ movies and the comparison between the two media. |
| The Boredom Page My page of links for those who have nothing better to do than surf the web off of some guy's website. Anyway, enjoy. |
| The Web Cage - My Chinchilla Pages Undeniably, this is the largest section of my site. While still under construction, much has been done. Links, Pics, and the Mighty Chinchilla Contest. |
| Associated Pages The Mighty Chinchilla Contest A non-compensatory contest where chins are judged every two weeks on color, cuteness, and personality. |
| Information Page This page contains information about weather and headlines from several different sections of the news. |
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