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| The Prophecy From the Andes in South America will come the smartest and most agile rodent known to mankind. Those who are weak of mind will make them coats, those who are strong will take them as pets. It will be impossible for any who shares their life with these creatures to not fall in love with them. Their fur will will be so soft to the touch that any who touches it will be hypnotized by them. As babies, they will capture hearts and break them as they are sold to someone else. And as they are the best and cutest rodents, they shall live live the longest at 15-20 years. They shall rebuild their numbers in the safety of people's homes. Those who aid in the rebuilding shall be saved from the apocalypse. |
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| At this point in development, most of the links for the chinchilla page are missing and/or incomplete. Thank you for your patience, they will be up shortly. |
| A baby picture, her "stats", and the story of how she became mine. |
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| The preceding document was found in scroll form at the bottom of a mine while workers were mining for coal. It was found high in the Andes mountains in South America. Some believe the document to be a sham, but myself and others believe that the document's writer was a prophet. I do not expect that the skeptics do have or have ever had a chinchilla. The scroll had some worn and thin parts that could not be deciphered at the time of discovery. After careful research and much interpretation, I have found the following to be written somewhere at the bottom of th document: Make...them...do...the...dance! As astounding as that doesn't sound, it makes sense to the right people. And you know who you are. The document was originally called "The Mighty Chinchilla", but due to copyright laws, I could not put it on the interpreted document itself (a.k.a. in the text box). Chinchillas have fulfilled their destiny, according to the scroll. Well, except for that whole apocalypse thing, but lets hope we never have to find that one out. |
| Alright, alright, alright... |
| By now, you can tell that this site is going to be for fun, as well as informative. Hopefully nobody thinks there is an actual scroll, or that any of the aforementioned information was to be fulfilled (except for the coat makers). Anywho, how about you all just looking through the pages of this chinchilla section, learning something new, and if you don't have one, then we'll talk about how you can work on that too. |
| Pictures and info on the chinchillas I come in contact with, but do not own. |
| A page of links to other pages about chinchillas, their pricing, and cost of their living. |
| The non-compensatory contest that is just for fun. Enter, and you could just win. All the details are explained within. |
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