A Perspective on "The Club"
A Restroom Narrative
Ladies, we tell ourselves that we know "the club" is not the place to find a man, yet every weekend there we are dressed to kill, smelling and looking like the make up counter at a department store with a hair style that costs more than our
entire outfit! Almost - and I emphasize almost - invariably these preparations for a nocturnal liaison are a bust. So we rant and rave, grumble and moan that we hate "the club", that there "ain`t nothing out there". Let me hip you to what I figured out...
Reasons to go to the club:
- If you want to dance - go to the club (don`t wear spike heels.)
- If you want to sweat - go to the club(don`t wear silk, spandex or
polyester)
- If you want to sweat hard - go to the club(don`t get your hair "did", don`t wear your MAC makeup)
- If you want to get your back dug out - go to the club (bring condoms please!)
- If you want waffles or pancakes before sex - go to the club(eat cheap if you ain`t putting out - you know how we do!)
Reasons not to go to the club:
- If you want a male friend - don`t go to the club (percentages drop like panties at a D`Angelo concert)
- If you want a "stay at home" man - don`t go to the club(try the hardware store, video store or stereo store)
- If you don`t like to dance or sweat -don`t go to the club
- If you have a nasty attitude, and have a big butt stuffed in a tiny dress - don`t go to the club
- If you want to pretend you are not a "club type" woman - need I repeat it?
Bottom line is this - the club is what it is, which is a place to have fun, dance, drink and socialize. It is not meant to be a place to find a mate, baby daddy, baby momma or to avoid either of those two aforementioned persons nor is it a place to go and act like you don`t want to be bothered. It costs about 10 bucks to get into a club so just remember - you get what you pay for!
The club is fun and I`ll keep going as long as my legs will let me dance. One day my husband will be there - with me! Ooops�gotta go. I hear the "Thong Song"!
And one more thing�
