| ~Movie Quotes~ |
| �My underwear have my name in them. They say Raymond Babbit.� ~Rain Man~ �No matter how big a guy was, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat, you beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun, and if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, 'cause he'll be coming back and back, until one of you is dead. " ~casino~ �Look out there and tell me what you see. Nothing. Nothing piled upon fucking nothing. It's like fucking Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here!� ~SLC Punk~ �Ham: Hey, man, you want a S'more? Smalls: Some more what? Ham: No, no, you want a S'MORE? Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? Ham: You're killing me, Smalls. These are S'more stuff. OK, pay attention. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flamin, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end. Then you scarf. It's kinda messy, but it's good. Try some.� ~The Sandlot~ �Gail Hailstorm - OK..chubbslla listen up...This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, and if this little piggy doesnt role the fuckin' camera im gonna stick my foot up his...Were live! Gail- Gail Hailstorm reporting live infront of the polive station where were going to try and get a glimpse of young Cindy Campbell...(to Kenny)Your on my foot fat shit. What did i say, what did i say Kenny - dont step on Gails shoes Gail (to kenny)- why not kenny- Gail has prom shoes Gail- ...o0o0 fuck you....CINDY, CINDY, CINDY your ass looks fat! Cindy- BITCH! Gail- OK, who cupped field? Kenny- Im sry Gail, it was me, i only touched the top of the breast..it was so tender and juicy, Gail- SHUT UP!� ~Scary Movie~ �I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No...not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that...over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable- like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love- like there has never been in a play.� ~Shakespeare in love� �Sometimes you're flush. Sometimes you're bust. And when you're up, it's never as good as it seems. And when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.� ~Blow~ �T.J.: Have you ever had sex with a man before? Gia Carangi: Yeah, once. T.J.: And? Gia Carangi: And... I could have done that with a German Shepard.� ~Gia~ "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster� ~Goodfellas~ "In this lifetime you don't have to prove nuthin' to nobody, except yourself�and after what you've gone through if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen" ~Rudy~ �Leave the gun. Take the cannollis� ~The Godfather~ Sonny: Clemenza, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother comin' outta that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright? ~The Godfather~ �The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little fuckin' thing. If a guy fuckin' slipped on a fuckin' banana peel, they blamed me.� ~Casino~ �If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do.� ~Casino~ �Go get your fucking shinebox� ~Goodfellas~ �You still here? i thought i told you to go fuck your mother.� ~Goodfellas~ �it puts the lotion on its' skin, or else it gets the hose again� ~The Silence of the Lambs~ �ohhh wait.....was she a really big fat person� ~The Silence of the Lambs~ Page 2 |