| �You called my friend a faggot and told him to fuck himself? You motherfucker you!� ~Casino~ �All I got in this world is my balls and my word...and I don't break them for nobody!� ~Scarface~ �1) Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! 2) You're a monster! 1) I'm not a monster here, you are! You and those other fairy tale pests poisoning my perfect world! Now tell me, where are the others?! 2) Eat me!� ~Shrek~ �Delivery Guy: it says here, his teeth were made of wool. Adam Sandler: That�s Wood. Delivery Guy: oh, sometimes I confuse d and l.� ~Big Daddy~ �I like my men tall and black just like my coffee.� ~Airplane~ �Yes, yes, fuck you, too!� ~Coming to America~ �You're nothing to me now. You're not a brother; you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?� ~The Godfather II~ �No, Tom, I don't want to kill everybody... just my enemies.� ~The Godfather II~ �I loved baseball ever since Arnold Rothstein fixed the World Series in 1919.� ~The Godfather II~ �The ladies are dirty...walk away...the ladies are dirty.� ~Gone in 60 Seconds~ �1) DO you know ..the Muffin Man ? 2) The Muffin Man ? 1) The Muffin Man 2) Yes I know the muffin man . The One who lives on drewry lane ? 1) Yes , well..she's married to the Muffin Man 2) The Muffin Man?!?! 1) The MUFFIN MAN!� ~Shrek~ �luitenant dan:i just thought id try out my sea legs! forrest:but u aint got no legs luitenant dan! luitenant dan: i know that� ~Forest Gump~ �Razors pain you, rivers are dammed, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live...� ~Girl Interrupted~ �1. Hey Torch... whatcha doin'? 2. Nothin'. 1. Well, why don't you go to your room and do nothin'?� ~Girl Interrupted~ �I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.� ~Girl Interrupted~ �No one cares if you die, Lisa, because you're dead already. Your heart is cold. That's why you keep coming back here. You're not free. You need this place to feel alive. It's pathetic.� ~Girl Interrupted~ �1) It's a coffin ! 2) It's your coffin my love . Enjoy it . Most of us never get to know what it feels like.� ~Interview with the vampire~ �Hey look everybody, I'm given out wings.� ~It�s a Wonderful Life~ �Excuse me sweet thang...can I buy you a fish sandwich?� ~The Ladies Man~ �If I could have only one food for the rest of my life, thats easy, pez, cherry flavored pez� ~Stand by me~ �It's the car i've always wanted and now I have it, I RULE!� ~American Beauty~ �I didn't lose my job...It's not like, oops where did my job go...I quit!� ~American Beauty~ �This is beautiful!!! What is that velvet??� ~Coming To America~ �Self improvement is masturbation.� ~Fight Club~ |