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| Information! FAQ's! About the site and about me! (Like you really care that much about me.) FAQts of life: Q: Why is your site so bright? A: I like burning your retinas. Q: Can I use your art and call it mine? A: No means no. Do your own work. Q: What takes you so long to update? A: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Q: Why do you talk about the people in your head? A: I don't know what you're talking about... and neither do they. Q: Can I ask some serious questions, now? A: Absolutely. Shoot. Q: What do you use to make this site? A: Geocities. Only thing I can afford, because it's free. Q: What do you use to draw your pictures? A: Mostly Corel Painter Classic... but Adobe Photoshop sneaks in, sometimes. Q: Where do you get your ideas? A: My brain. Put in a quarter, twist the handle, and you get ideas. Q: Why is it named Childhood Traumas? A: Why are you being loud!? Moommmmmy? They're scaring me again...!! Q: Can I e-mail you a question that's not on here? A: Yeah, I guess. I won't be such a smart-ass if you e-mail me, so you're in luck. About the Site: Childhood Traumas was started on a stormy day in Camden, Maine, back when I had absolutely no life. God, I talk about it like things have changed much. Now I'm in Tucson, Arizona, and this site has been around for over a year. Didn't always look like this, though. You're lucky you got here just in time to burn your retinas. This site is a comprehensive something-or-other with blah blah blah and blah blah bliggity blah. It has my art, stories, sarcasm, and YOUR contributions! Fancy that. About Jake: Name: Jakob David Anderson (Jake) Birthday: November 18th, 1985 Current Location: Tucson, AZ Occupation: Waiter. ...I wait tables. Bio: I'm not going to school. I know I'm sarcastic enough to be a college student, and I have my head in the clouds like some dreamy freshman or sophomore, but I'm not. I'm not special like that. I've never really taken any art classes, but I did realism for a number of years. Actually was pretty good at that. You'll NEVER see any realism here. Ever. Maybe something close to it, but I'm sick of realism, and I'm too lazy to go through the process of making pictures with 'lifelike' beauty. I'm also too silly for that. I started drawing what you see here a little over a year ago, so I say I'm doing pretty well for being so inexperienced with anime crap. I do have my bad days and good days, though. Expect to see examples from both. I'm not too shy about showing off the works I do that are NOT so up-to-par. I'm my own worst critic, so what do I care? Other Sites I work on: Tikiami.com Forest Illusions |