*~*Chiko: Filling in for Kira at the moment. No, Slayers is NOT ours. However, Chiko and Kira ARE. The floating bathouse is sorta a Tenchi Muyo thing ^_^ NO STEALING OUR WONDERFUL CREATIONS! Unless you ask our permission here. On with the second part of Meetings.

*~*Kira:o.0

.~.~.The Place.~.~.

You already know... SO THERE!!

After dessert, the odd new friends sat and talked as Kira and Chiko cleaned up. Or, rather, got their Bishies to clean up.

"That dinnner was wonderful, thank you very much Chiko-chan!" Filia comlimented, rocking Baby Val.

"Thank you, er, very much, er...Filia-chan," Chiko replied. She turned to Kira.

"I am going to kill her before the visit is over, I swear! She's so polite and motherly to that little brat I could scream!" She whispered through gritted teeth to Kira, who nodded in agreement.

"Well, guests, if you'll follow me I'll show you to you rooms!" Kira Exclaimed, jumping up with a smile. She lead tghem up a flight of stairs and to a door plated with silver and lined with gold. Ignorign Lina's drooling, she opened the golden door. Inside was fit for a princes, nothing less.

The carpet was pure white, the walls and ceiling shone like diamonds - probably because they were. A border around the room was pure gold. The three bes had canopys drapped with red and pearl while silk. Three nighttables and dressers, made from burnished mahogony and cherrywood also stood in the enourmous room. Heaps of silver lay in piles by the beds. A little hallway led to a private bathroom.

"Girls, this is your room!" Kira explained.

"Our room?" Lina gasped. "but why is it all silver?

"Can't stand too much gold," Kira replied. "NEXT!"

Kira took them up another flight of stairs to a solid burnished oak door lined with silver. Kira turned the silver handle and threw the heavy door open. This room was completely different from the girls room.

The carpet was light blue, the walls saphire. Two beds, also with a canopy, were draped not with red and pearl satin, but blue and black. Guys don't take too well with red and white, you know. Gurly colours. To you guys, anyway. Anyway, totally of subject. The bedsheets were soft as feathers.

"Guys, you're room!" Kira said triumphantly. "Incase you haven't allready noticed."

"Don't tell me we have to share a room with Xelloss?" Zelgadiss asked.

"Of course not!" Kira said. Zel sighed. "He gets his own room!" Facefault.

"Where do you guys sleep?" Gourry asked. Trust a guy to ask where a girl is sleeping.

"We usually sleep up in the mansion, but we're sleeping down here with you guys to keep you company!" Kira replied. "Not with you guys!" She added, seeing an odd look come over Zel and Gourry's face. "We have our own room down here."

"Oh. Can I see it?" Gourry asked. "Well..." Kira looked to Chiko for help. Chiko quickly shook her head. "I don't see a problem with it, but Chiko thinks differently."

"That's for sure," Zel muttered.

"Oh, okay," Goury said.

Chiko had showed the guests the bathhouse after a tour of the guest houst. The bathhouse, uh, levitated and was seperate from everything else. It was a normal, everyday bathhouse, despite the fact that it levitated fifty feet in the air and gushed water from the sides into a swimming pool below.

Lina sighed. After that long journey, a nice hot bath will would do me some good, she thought as she entered the enourmous floating bathhouse.

She walked towards the main 'bath', which was the size of a swimmin gpool, stirppied down and entered the water.

"Ah, that feels nice..." Lina muttered. She looked around and found some bottons near the edge of the bath. One was green, another was purple, and the third was a large red button that seemed to scream "DON'T PUSH ME!" This was Kira's favourite button because for just that reason.

"Hmm, I wonder what this button does," Lina asked, pushing the green button. A giant chess board dropped in front of Lina, all the pieces in their right spots.

"What..." She pressed it again and a chekerboard repleaced the chessboard. She pressed it again.

"The..." Chinese Checkers.

"Hell?" She pressed it again to find Go. Pressing it agina revealed a deck of cards and instructions for...poker? The cards seemed to be very worn.

"Eh?" She clicked it again and the cards disappeared.

"Okay..." She eyed the purple button suspiciously. Curiosity getting the best of her, Lina pressed it. A tablespoon of purple powder dropped into the bath. A young man appeard in the bath...naked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" deep breath, "HHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." She pressed the button franticaly to get rid of the Bishie, but another tablespoon dropped into the bath - and we all know what THAT does now, don't we? In panic, Lina kept pressing the button, adding more and more powder to the bath. Finally, she stopped and counted the men. 99 naked Bishies stood in front of her.

"AHHHHHHH!" She angrily jabbed the red button. All the water drained out of the bath, the Bishies along with it.

"Huh?" Blink Blink. She pressed the button again and all the water reappeared. She continued to push the button until an ominous(*~*Kira: What's ominous mean? It's on the rough draft only because Chiko made me put it in...but I don't know what it means. *~*Chiko: You know, speaking of doom sort of thing. You know, big thunder clapping, booming voice coming out of no where...scary cracked mountains, dark sky...you get the picture. *~*Kira: *shudder*) voice wrang out.

"STOP PRESSING THAT BUTTON!" Lina snorted at the voice in the air and pressed the button again. Thuis time, the water gurgled down the drain, taking Lina with it.

"Hmm, can't say I didn't warn her," the voice said. Lina rushed down the drain and landed in a soft pile of...LAUNDRY?! She heard male laughter behind her and ran the other direction. Not looking where she was going, she crashed into Chiko and Kira.

"Oh, hello Lina," Chiko said, looking at Lina.

"YOU INCONCIDERATE JERKS! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!" Lina yelled. (*~*Kira: I would've put a bunch more swearing and stuff, but this site is'user friendly') Identical grins spread across the twin's faces.

"I see you found the All Natural Bishie Powder," Kira said, looking at Lina. Flushing in embarrasment, Lina grabbed a bed sheet from the ground and wrapped it around her quite naked body...

*~*Kira:And that's chapter two, folks! Chapter three will be down whenever the hell we feel like it.

Even if you don't like it were not going to stop, so there! We like it, thus the reason we wrote it. Anyway, email feedback with a title like chapter one or feedback or something like that.

Speaking of not stopping wether you like it or not, here's the next chapter. Check it out here.