Rocky Russo: The Italian Mafia Hit Man
   Every chicka needs a guy friend who is buff; intimidating and can kick the living fuck out of any guy who hurt his friend.  That guy for Jennifer and Kelly was Rocky Russo.  He would do ANYTHING for Jennifer and Kelly.  Including: answering phones, and even going as far as castrating an ex.  But anyways�  Rocky was 6'3, 250 lbs of solid muscle, think black hair that he kept short, big brown eyes and a goatee.  To top it all off, he had this scary deep voice that he used to answer Jennifer and Kelly�s phones with to try and scare the guys they talked to off. 
When it came to the two girls, Rocky was very possessive, to say the least.  He had to approve of ANY other guy that the girls talked to, let alone, dated.  When he would answer the phone when a guy called either of the chickas, he would always say 'Ey, who dis?  Why you be callin� my girl?  You know, if you hurt them, I will come after you�   Don't fuck around with my girl...  Yeah, you heard me, my girl...'  Of course, he said this in a thick Italian accent. 
When Kelly broke up with her boyfriend, the boyfriend was a major dick to her.  Rocky was about ready to make a trip over to New York to castrate him.  Lucky for the ex boyfriend, the girls were able to stop Rocky.  Even though the ex deserved it, Rocky would attack his family, too.  It's not their fault that their son turned out to be an asshole.
     The school year came to an end, and it was time for Rocky to go back to his village in Italy.  He told the girls that he would never forget them and that he would be back to America next year for school.  But in the mean time, if something were to happen to them over the summer, he would be more than willing to fly back and hurt whatever guy had hurt them.

Moral of the story: All chickas need a guy to stand up for them...whether he be Italian, American, Spanish, whatever...  And he MUST be willing to go and castrate an ex boyfriend
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