Moral of the story is if you want to get rid of unwanted attention, grab a ring and put it on your wedding finger. Works like a charm!
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| Sorry, I'm Getting Married | ||||||||
| One day, Jennifer was driving back to the dorms when this van of Mexican guys pull up beside her. Now, ya�ll know that if a person looks or stares at Jennifer, she�ll wave to them. Well guess what? These guys were staring! And she waved! They proceed to pass her and eventually get into the same lane as the one she was driving in. They slow down enough to where Jennifer has to pass them. They play leap frog for the next hour or so. Finally, the passenger asks her to roll down the window, so she does. He proceeds to ask her for her telephone number� She tells him no, then remembers that her class ring is in the ashtray of her car�.. As they pass her one more time, she gets the ring at and well, puts it on her wedding ring finger. She passes them, again, and they just keep staring. She passes them and they speed up again to pass her. Again, the passenger asks for her phone number, but she points to her ring finger and was like �Sorry! I�m getting married!� Man, the disappointment in the guy�s face was so funny! They left her alone until they were nearing their exit. They pulled up to the side of Jennifer�s car and wave good-bye as they pull off towards their exit. Moral of the story is if you want to get rid of unwanted attention, grab a ring and put it on your wedding finger. Works like a charm! |
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