Moral of the story: If there�s a chalkboard in the room, try not to lean against it, lean against a desk instead! But if you do happen to lean against it, try to remember to wipe the chalk off your ass!
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| The Chalk Line Teacher | |||||||||
| Once upon a time, there was this really loopy professor at Dominican University. Kelly and Jennifer had him for a semester during Cultural Anthropology. He was a damn boring teacher; mainly because he repeated himself ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME! But, there was only one thing that kept their attention in that class.... the chalk line! He would lean against the chalk board, and then he would get a chalk line on that was almost always on his butt, but occasionally it would be on the back of the jacket he was wearing. Now, it's kinda sad to be checking out your teacher's butt, but it was just so hard to miss! It got so bad that they started keeping tallies on how many times he had the chalk line on his ass! Sadly to say, he always had one there. Not a day went by that he didn't have a line of chalk dust on his behind. Their curious minds always wondered, when his wife did his laundry, did she ask where this line came from? If so, what did he tell her? Could he even remember where he got it from? Or did she just keep the question inside as she threw the pants into the washing machine. Moral of the story: If there�s a chalkboard in the room, try not to lean against it, lean against a desk instead! But if you do happen to lean against it, try to remember to wipe the chalk off your ass! |
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