Jennifer was dating this guy named Charles and Kelly was dating a guy named Leon. Kelly is the one that introduced Jennifer to Charles because Charles just happened to be Leon�s best friend. Well, they were up in Modesto, bored to death. What else is there to do when you�re bored but go to Wal-Mart! They were cruising up and down the aisles, playing hide and go seek and just causing havoc of course! Jennifer and Charles were trying to find Kelly and Leon when Charles yelled out: �Where�s the condoms and dildos at?�
Jennifer: OMG! Shut up!
Charles: I just wanna know where they are!
Wal-Mart Associate: The condoms are back by the pharmacy. Wal-Mart doesn�t sell dildos sir.
Charles: Oh, ok, thanks!
Jennifer: Charles! We are SO leaving! *face turns red* I can�t believe someone heard you!
Charles: What!? I�m sure she�s used one or the other before so it�s all good!
Jennifer pulls Charles out of there so she wouldn�t be any more embarrassed that night. They found Leon and Kelly, told them what happened and they just started bustin� up!
Moral of the story is to keep a muzzle on your boyfriend�s at ALL TIMES!!!!! God knows what he�ll say in public!
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