Jennifer comes from a poor family. Not quite dirt poor, but pretty damn close! Her parents were starting to do better, so they took their first family trip down to Disneyland.
Now, her Step Dad, Bubba, wears ALL Camo. Honestly, he does. He kept being the alarms at the airport (where you have to go through security and what not) and the security guard asked if he had any ammo in his backpack� Yeah, that wasn�t embarrassing�
The family�s first day there, they went and got settled into their hotel rooms and then decided to walk down to the park. They passed by an IHOP and there was a man dressed as a Pancake.
Pancake Dude: Hey! The guy in the camo!
Bubba: *keeps walking*
Pancake Dude: Hey camo guy! It�s not working for you! I CAN STILL SEE
YOU!!!!
Jennifer: *pretends she doesn�t know Bubba and laughs*
Bubba: *is oblivious and keeps walking*
Further up the road�
Jennifer: Did you hear that pancake make fun of you?
Bubba: No� He better watch his back� I�m bringing a fork next time!
Moral of the story is if a family member is made fun of by a guy dressed up as a pancake, it�s time to get a new family!
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