Dan, Jennifer and Kelly spent quite a bit of time together. One night, they decided to go out to dinner. After dinner, Jennifer was craving chocolate (what a surprise�) so the three of them decide to get some frozen yogurt! For some odd reason, Dan asked Jen to hold his keys for him. So, she did! Dan went somewhere, probably to the bathroom, and Jen gave Kelly the keys to hold. Just to play a little joke on Dan. Dan comes back and Jen, just to start some shit, told him that she threw away the keys in the garbage can. Dan doesn�t believe her, so he pats her down. No keys! (Kelly is trying very hard to hold in laughter, but is doing a pretty good job with it!) So, he goes to look in the garbage can when Kelly pulls the keys out. Now, Kelly is five foot and ten inches, Dan is five foot five inches and Jennifer is about five foot two inches. He goes for the keys, but Kelly throws them to Jen! He comes and picks Jennifer up but she throws the keys back to Jennifer! They keep this game of monkey in the middle (and he was a pretty damn good monkey) for a little while. Finally, the girls felt sorry for the poor little monkey, I mean for Dan so they gave him back his keys.
Moral of the story, be mean to your friends. It�s fun!
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