Charlie: I think it would be really fun to have a pet bird. That way, I could teach it how to say things!
Kelly: Oh man...*laughs*...One of my dad's friends has a parakeet and he taught it to say something like "Hi cutie!" and then the bird'll whistle really loudly...
C: *laughs*...That's it! I'll teach my bird how to say, "Hi sexy!" and he'll be a pimp!
K: *laughs*...Oh my god...*imagines the bird with a pimp costume*...I don't know how I'd explain that bird to anyone!
C: Yeah, he's gonna have everything, down to a costume... A little top hat and a cane for when he's sitting on my shoulder!
K: Oh my god...You read my mind with that one! I could just imagine him with a little top hat, a cane, and a cape...just sitting in his cage all pimp-like... He's gonna be one pimpin' bird!
At this point, they're both laughing so loudly... And they know now that if they end up getting a bird, he's gonna be one pimpin' bird.
Moral of the Story: Hey, if you're gonna get a parakeet, or some sort of talking bird, why not teach it to say something fun?! Have fun with it, and who knows, maybe you'll have a pimpin' bird, too! :)
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