Finger Tattoos
    Jennifer was talking with Zerkel on the phone.  She was hella super hyper and in a really weird mood.  Here�s part of the conversation that went on.
Jennifer: Wouldn�t it be totally like awesome if people go tattoos on their
     fingers?
Zerkel: Hun, what the hell are you smoking?
Jennifer: Nothing!  I�m just saying wouldn�t it be cool to get tattoos of
     faces on your fingers and they could like talk to each other and you�d
     never be lonely!
Zerkel: Ok, Jen, you are really starting to scare me�  You really need to
     lay off the crack.
Jennifer: If I was on crack, I�d be a hell of a lot thinner!  Oh!  You know
     what else would be like totally awesome!?  If you got lips on the side
     of your hand and you could like talk with your hand like that one
     dude does!
Zerkel:  Wow�
Jennifer: I�m full of great ideas, I know, you don�t have to tell me!
Zerkel: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing�
Jennifer: Well, I�m off to work!  Talk to you later!
Zerkel: Ok�  Bye!

Moral of the story is to express the ideas in your head.  Even if they are totally bizarre and goofy, someone will appreciate them!
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