Well, y'all must know by now how crazy Jennifer and Kelly are. Now, when you get these two talking, they can keep going, on and on...for days. This is especially true when they talk about guys. Not just talk like, "ooh, look how cute he is..." or "wow, you know, he's really hot!" Nope...these two girls like to bash guys. If guys give them a reason to bash, then they will.
For the most part, Kelly and Jennifer like to bash guys, because well, it's so easy to do. Maybe it's an unwritten rule, but for the most part, guys are simple creatures. Give them food, a place to sleep, a TV, and a girl (or numerous girls) to look at, and they'll be happy. Now, this is why Kelly and Jennifer like to male bash so much! They have come to the conclusion that yes, some guys are smart, and can be wonderful...but underneath that shell, they're still the same guy as all the others on the street. Given, yes, the shell can make the difference, but when it comes to guys being fascinated with, well, must we say it...boobs? That's a typical male instinct that makes any guy stop whatever they're doing and instantly drool.
We're in what, the 21st century now, and guys are the same, simple creatures that they were millions of years ago...well, not counting the fact that they're (for the most part) neater now, can walk upright, and are more civilized (we hope). The testosterone that drove the cavemen back in the good ol' days still drives the males that live in this day and age.
That's another thing the girls touch on... Ahh, testosterone. The driving force between male competition and showing off "the goods." Excuse us while we laugh! As the theory states, if a guy has to show off "the goods" so much with huge trucks, being a football star, or acting like he's hot shit, then he's obviously compensating for something that he hasn't got much of. Don't misunderstand that...competition between guys is good and all, but if a guy has to show off THAT MUCH, well, then, he's lacking something somewhere.
Kelly and Jennifer always find some guy to bash on, wherever they may go. Sometimes they have a little too much fun bashing, but the way they see it, it's well-deserved. They get the ogles and stares, so why can't they laugh a little when they see a male overcompensating, especially when they can clearly see that it's overcompensation? So guys out there...watch out for two random chickas that may be looking at you and laughing...especially if you're compensating for something...it may be Kelly and Jennifer!
Moral of the Story: Girls: don't be afraid to male bash, especially if the guy deserves it. If he doesn't, well, then, wait until he does deserve it. We deal with the stares and ogles...we should get to bash! Try it sometime! Guys: if you fit the stereotype and ogle and stare...and/or compensate for *cough* things...then don't! Fix your act! As long as you act like that, we're going to laugh at you!
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