Ok, now not all these Hillbilly Gangstas are the same. You got your group that wears both straps of their overalls over their shoulders. Then, you got your group that wears the left strap over their left shoulder and another group that wears the right strap over their right shoulder. Then, well, you got your group that doesn't wear either strap...they don't come out too often.
Whooh, you don't ever want to see a couple of these groups come across each other. They whip out their sawed-offs faster than you can say, "Hide them pigs, Ma!" there's a huge cloud of dust and smoke from the guns...and soon, all you can see are these poor hillbillies, laying all over the dirt road...some of them still holding their shotguns. It's a sad sight to see.
Moral of the Story: You think city gangstas are tough...but you ain't seen no one tougher than the Hillbilly Gangstas yet! They'll go after you, your family, AND your livestock...if you wear your overalls the wrong way! Don't mess with these mofos... They'll hunt you down like you're a squirrel on the run!
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