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Now, y'all should know by now how crazy and kooky Kelly and Jennifer are when they get together, right? Well,this story won't let you down! The night before they were supposed to leave for OC, Kelly and Jennifer were laying on Kelly's CA-king size waterbed, just talking and laughing. (Now, keep in mind that this is taking place at about midnight to 1 AM.) Then, Jennifer did something to make herself curse, and she said, "fuck monkeys!" Then, she said, "fuck sheep!...Monkeys fucking sheep!...That's going to be a new porn video!" By this time, Kelly was already busting up with laughter, but did Jennifer stop? Oh no.....not Jennifer. She then said, "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (monkey noises)....Bahhh....Bahhh.....Bahh...(sheep noises)..." Now, Kelly's stomach was starting to hurt because she was laughing so much, but Jennifer still kept doing it. They laughed about it for days. And, to this day, if either of them says, "fuck," then the other will most likely go, "monkeys fuck sheep!" and they'll both proceed to make the animal sounds for monkeys and sheep.
Moral of the Story: Keep watching for our new porn video... We swear it'll be coming out soon! We just have to try and find sheep that are willing to cooperate with us; many of them are sick and tired of the hillbilly farmers going after them. It'll be in stores soon! And, if that video is a success, we'll have many, many more! Our minds never run out of crazy ideas! Oh...don't be afraid to try your own! If you have a zany mind, bring your ideas to life! ...And if you think we're really serious about this, we own a bridge that you can buy...it's called the Golden Gate, and it's located in scenic San Francisco....it's only so many million dollars! Any takers? |
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