HELLA! What a wonderful word
    Southern California and Northern California have always had a little rivalry.  Their lingo is a little different and well, so is their life styles.  People in Northern Cali tend to say �hella�. 
     Now, when Jennifer and Kelly went down to OC, they deiced that they were going to drive Jennifer�s boyfriend, Zerkel, crazy.  They decided that they were going to say �hella� as much as possible and emphasize the �hell� part of the word.  Every time they said the word, you could just see Zerkel cringe.  Eventually, after the girls said the word about a million times, they decided that they would try to stop saying the word intentionally, but they still ended up saying the word on accident, of course. 
     Jennifer made a bet with Zerkel that if he said hella that he would have to cook for the rest of his and Jennifer�s lives, if they got married of course. 

The moral of the story is when you go down to So. Cali, please make sure to say hella as much as possible.  Especially when you are talking down the streets!  People will give you HELLLLLLLA funky looks!
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