You see, Rocky and Jennifer were REALLY close! Rocky needed help in his math class. Jennifer had taken it the previous semester, so she tutored him. Well, one night, during a tutoring session, Rocky came onto Jennifer and they ended up having hot passionate sex in the Chinese Room. And well� Kid you not, he was at least 24 inches! And Rocky could go for HOURS!!!!! Everyone always wondered why they seemed so damn happy after a tutoring session, well, now you know. This could be why Rocky always looked after Jennifer. He cared about her very much. Too bad he didn�t have to go back to his Italian Village�.
Moral of the story is if you want the titanic, go and find yourself an Italian boy! Not only will they be able to cook and treat women right, they will be damn good in the bedroom!
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