| The Hottest Man on Earth | ||||||||||
| Everyone has someone who is like their God. This �God� is usually the HOTTEST thing on Earth! So hot that they would fuck their God wherever, whenever and even if they were married! To Jennifer, that person was Eminem. At the dorm, Jennifer�s bed was against a wall, pushed in a corner. Here head was facing a wall and on this wall were many pictures of Eminem � the hottest man in the world! She had two collages with nothing but pictures of him, quotes and some lyrics. Obsessed? Not even close! She just liked to look at his gorgeous body, beautiful blue eyes�. Anyways, she bought 8 Mile the first day it came out and owned two of his CDs and the 8 Mile Soundtrack. She made a point to tell EVERY boyfriend that if she had the chance to fuck Em, she would. Sure, he�s probably been with millions of chickas, but at least she would be able to say that she had been on of those millions! The moral of the story is NOT to be obsessed with a celebrity. Just admire their beautifulness and make sure to realize that you will probably NEVER meet them! |
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