One day, Jennifer and Jackie was with some other friends and a song came on and it happened to be Jackie�s favorite. Well, the windows were down and the music wasn�t all that loud. Jackie starts singing AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS!!! People on the streets stopped what they were doing to look at what the horrible noise was and where it was coming from� Needless to say, Jennifer rolled the windows up and got the duct tape out and threatened Jackie that if she sang like that again, she would be duct taped to the top of the car�.
When Kelly heard Jackie�s �wonderful singing voice� she made a promise. If Jackie received a record deal, Kelly would get rip-roaring drunk and go streaking. Yes, that is basically signed in blood and everything. Since that day, Jennifer has been trying to get Jackie a record deal just so she can witness Kelly streaking!
The moral of the story is that if you know you can�t sing or are told you can�t sing numerous of times, don�t sing! Please, we beg you� JUST DON�T SING! You�ll save millions of ears worldwide.
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