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  • Jessica's way of picking up guys: GimpGirlJess: yeh i waqlked in and one was at the counter so i went up next to him .. but then i started chocking on my spit...
    GimpGirlJess: so that ruined it all
    GimpGirlJess: so i smoothly moved down the counter to check out the prices
    GhettoCowgirl942: HAHAHA LMOA
    GimpGirlJess: yeh that was classic

  • LoUd OnE 3002: keri furnival today kept saying you were a howie white only a girl

  • "Hello sir,im here to bang your underage daughter." - Jake's Words

  • The password is : DIRTY PUPPIES

  • If you were to check me out anymore, I'd have to become a library.

  • b2therent066: u wanna get naked instead of going for a bike ride

  • ScotHcky: i wish i were an oscar meyer weinner
    ScotHcky: cuz then you would be in love with me
    • This was actually made by Jean, Scott's roommate

  • If you get any dumber, your gonna need a helmet - That 70's Show

  • ScotHcky: little poems are something i like to write, most people there to dont put up a fight, i just like to give little words for the night, always in the hope that things turn out alright. why am i writing a poem to you, its for all of the things you do, no one can see every little thing, so i pass out hope and make people sing. i hope you have enjoyed these thoughts for bedtime, i even went through the trouble of making it rhyme. talk to ya lata

  • ZooBerkow: but I'll give you the "one of the coolest people Bill knows" discount

  • ZooBerkow: git me out in da powder, and I be a badasss muthafuckaa

  • smbtrumpet24: homeowork thomas is the name
    smbtrumpet24: laying on a desk is my game

  • ZooBerkow: I didn't know angels accompanied their identification with evil laughter ;-)

  • Twiztidspartan: i need to shave...iv got this white trash rapist look goin on
    Twiztidspartan: lol yeah but then i look in the mirror and am like jesus

  • GhettoCowgirl942: oh but im black inside
    GhettoCowgirl942: j lo ya know
    NoFxrsist: oh yea?
    NoFxrsist: she's latino
    GhettoCowgirl942: its all the same
    NoFxrsist: lol
    NoFxrsist: maybe in the mind of adolf hitler
    GhettoCowgirl942: lmao

  • WayneStew64: I was so upstet i decided to get a pizza and eat ice cream to chear me up WayneStew64: im like a fat woman..

  • Mjfilkdogg: I just took 2 shots of Jim beam foir you

  • ScotHcky: and make sure to stay up late... if you get any more beauty sleep, you'll make miss america look bad



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