The Life of BRAD THE IMPALER:Behind the Cape
Brad The Impaler:
Behind the Cape
STOP! You might know this man as Brad Trudeau, or you might have even heard about his secret life in a cape.
But you
DON'T
know what he does
BEHIND
that cape. Here's the story inside the life of this deeply troubled man/vampire.
You can only imagine what must go through this man's mind when he sheds his chef coat for the cape.
Although Chef Dracula claims to have a day job, no one has ever seen this man out in the sunlight.
To further reinforce the tales of his "alternative life" as chef and everyday human being, Chef Dracula must rely on the wonders and chemicals of man to make him believe that he is actually out, about, and
in the sunlight.
Case in point:
And to reassure himself of having this false sun-tanned effect, Brad follows all of his meals (each consisting of a pint of blood) with 10 pounds of carrots.
After all, carotene helps to to keep your skin color intact with a nice orange glow.
Brad's after-dinner snack
(He eats so many, he could give Bugs Bunny a run for his money!)
Mrs. Chef Dracula(The
Other
Mrs. Chef Dracula, the one you haven't seen!)Wonder what Frankenstein thinks of this?
Let's look at Brad's nighttime hobbies!
Typical of Brad: Always looking for a date!
Would his wives approve of this?
More snapshots of the Chef Dracula Transylvanian town home.
Brad The Impaler's falsely believed "resting place."
Engraved after Brad's "apparent" death. We know the real story.
This site shall keep you informed of the latest updates on Brad The Impaler.
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