Have you ever had a dream?
Have you ever wished upon a star for that dream to come true?
If you have ever wished & dreamed of having the destruction of Dracula become a reality, then this is the page to make those wishes & dreams come true.
So, you have an interest in vampire elimination?
This page is dedicated to the elimination of vampires all across the world.
Here's your step-by-step guide for assembling your own "Dracula Defense Kit," guaranteed to solve all problems that one might have with any vampire, even Chef Dracula himself.
Now, let's get started with the basic necessities for your Dracula killing kit.
The Wooden Stake
The wooden stake has frequently been used as a vampire deterrent for centuries. It is believed that a wooden stake, when forcefully hammered into a vampire's heart with a mallet, is one of the most common & widely used methods for vampire killing.
Although, in Chef Dracula's case, there isn't much of a heart to work with, if any. Precision is the key factor here, so this method could possibly fail if not done accurately.
Chef Dracula's heart is so small, it could rank in comparison with the heart of another popular character in modern-day history.
The Crucifix
A crucifix and what it stands for defies all things that vampires represent.
Their treacherous and evil ways cannot undertake the power of the cross.
Holding a crucifix before a vampire weakens the power of evil long enough for individuals to defend themselves.
Garlic
Garlic and its over-powering aromatic qualities have helped countless people in vampire defense for centuries. When in place, vampires are left helpless during their unsuccessful attempts on their prey, thanks to the power of the garlic. Always, Always keep a necklace of garlic cloves handy in Chef Dracula's presence. Your neck will thank you for it.
Mirrors
The Never-Fail Method for vampire detection
Because vampires do not have any kind of reflection, holding a mirror up to one of these lifeless creatures will verify all doubts about it. Chef Dracula, for instance, has no reflection, but, then again, his reflection would cause a mirror to crack.
What does fire to a vampire mean?
Instant incineration.
A sure-fire (no pun intended) method of vampire elimination.
Keep a book of matches handy, and your troubles will be all over.
Similar to the religious nature of the crucifix, holy water also defies the actions of a vampire.
If you're working with Chef Dracula in the kitchen, just get a bain marie of water, label it "Holy Water," and he'll leave you alone.
Simple as that.
These are a few of the simple tricks needed when dealing with a lifeless creature know as a vampire (or Brad Trudeau). You can even attach these items to a tool belt, and you'll always be ready.
Good luck, Good Vampire hunting!
DISCLAIMER:This web page is not affiliated in any way with Brad Trudeau's "BLT Enterprises," where the food quality is probably about as high as a 'B'acon, 'L'ettuce, and 'T'omato sandwich.
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