A SEIRIES OF EVENTS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS IN A CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER SORT OF LIKE A STORY. THIS IS A STORY OF HOW A LITTLE BOY AND ALL HIS FRIENDS BECAME THE SUPPLY OF FURY FOR THEIR CITY
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09.9.03- YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU! THESE PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WAY I LOOK! WHY? BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT. DO YOU LISTEN TO MY MUSIC? DO YOU HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS? ARE YOU IN MY SHOES EVERYDAY WORKING YOUR ASS OFF TO COME HOME AND SEE YOUR FAMILY? NO YOU'RE NOT ! THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FIND IT YOUR RIGHT TO CRITIZE MY LIFESTYLE, MY CLOTHES, AND MY APPEARANCE? MY PRINCIPLE, WEARING FUCKIN GUCCI AND VERSACE, AND ME, WEARING UFO'S A SHIRT AND A BRACELET. FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE READING THIS, YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF AND DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BUT YOUR PRINCIPLE ISN'T THE ASSHOLE THAT I HAVE SITTING EVERYDAY IN HIS FUCKIN CABINET TRYING TO HIT ON MY SECRATARY! FUCK OFF ASSHOLES AND DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY CAUSE I GET MAD AND WHEN I GET MAD, I DON'T FIGHT BACK, I EXPLODE YOUR HOME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, PLEASE KEEP ALL HANDS AND LEGS INSIDE THE VEHICLE UNTILL THE REMAINING PART OF THE TRIP HAS ENDED!
09.13.03- WOW MAN! YESTERDAY ME AND MY FRIENDS DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE ANARCHY SESSION, I ASKED MY FRIEND SQUIRRLY TO BRING THE TOOLS AND SUCK BUT WOW HE THOUGH WE WERE GONNA HAVE A WAR! HE BROUGHT AN "M-WHATEVER IT WAS" HOLY SHIT! I SWEAR TO YOU THAT IT WAS THE SIZE OF MY FACE. SOME CHINESE KIDS STOPPED TO WATCH THEN SOME MORE AND SOON TONS OF PEOPLE WERE WATCHING, I WAS WITH SQUIRRLY SETTING UP THE EXPLOSION. MEANWHILE, THE COPS RODE BY ON THEIR CAR AND AT THE WORST MOMENT SQUIRRRLY LIT THE BOMB. I RAN AS I NEVER RAN BEFORE AND STILL THE EXPLOSION TIPPED ME. I LIVE ABOUT 1/2 MILE AWAY AND MY MOM STILL HEARD IT AND IT EVEN DROPPED A VASE IN MY HOUSE.
09.15.03- I NEVER REALIZED THAT THIS CHRONICLES THING IS MUCH LIKE A DIARY. a DIARY OF A SAD, POOR, LONELY PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO BUT SHARE HIS THOUGHS AND ACTIONS WITH THE OUTSIDE CRUST OR THE OTHER PEOPLE. BUT AS I WANTED TO SAY BEFORE A THOUGHT CRASHED MY MIND, THAT IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN MARK TWAIN AND YOU SEE A COMPUTER EXPLODE, THAT IT WAS TWO PEOPLE: THE CAPTAIN HIMSELF AND SQUIRRLY. TO ACHIEVE THIS EXPLOSION I MODIFIED THE "FLOPPY DISK BOMB" PLAN IN THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK. I ADDED A STRONGER SOLVENT AND A MORE VULNERABLE COIL SPRING. DUDE! I HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD SKATE SESSION IN DAYS AND MY LEGS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE MISSING SOMETHING. WOW IT'S LIKE A DRUG, "ONCE YOU POP THE FUN DON'T STOP".
09.16.03- HA HA HA HA HA......PURE BRILLIANCE! I HAVE DEVISED A PLAN FOR A NEW TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE. THE BASIC SET CONTAINS AND AVERAGE BOTTLE ROCKET, A SET OF MINI DYNAMITE AND SOME TAPE. WOW SO MANY BIG WORDS! THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE BOMB IS FAIRLY EASY AND IS NOT TIME CONSUMING. TAKE THE TAPE AND RIP A LONG PIECE OFF. TAKE THE MINI DYNAMITE AND PUT THEM ON THE TAPE WITH SHORT INTERVALS. NOW WRAP THE TAPE WITH THE MINI DYNAMITE AROUND THE BOTTLE ROCKET SO THAT THE FUSES ARE ABLE TO TWIST IN A BRAID. ONCE YOU TWIST THE FUSES TOGETHER YOU WILL HAVE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A THOMPSON CHAIN GUN. SOAK THE DYNAMITE IN OIL (BE VERY FUCKIN CAREFUL NOT TO TOUCH THE FUSE WITH THE OIL BECAUSE IF YOU LIGHT IT WITH THE OIL IT WILL FLASH AND EXPLODE. NOW YOU ARE READY TO TEST IT! GO TO A FOOTBALL GAME AND SET IT OFF JUST AS THE HOME TEAM WINS THE GAME. IF THEY LOSE, SHOOT IT AT THE OTHER TEAM!
09.17.03- YET ANOTHER PLAN FOR THE ANARCHY WORLD. THIS IS A SORT OF TOUCH EXPLOSIVE. DO YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE WHITE PACHETS THAT ARE SOLD IN BOXES USUALLY CALLED SNAP-THROWERS? WELL, THESE GRAB THE THEORY BUT THICKEN THE PLOT. THE EXPLOSION IS STRONGER AND THE SOUND IS ALMOST DEAFENING. TAKE IODINE CRYSTALS AND THROW THEM INTO A BUCKET OF AMMONIA UNTILL THE AMMONIA CAN'T DISSOLVE THEM ANYMORE. TAKE WHAT IS LEFT IN THE BUCKET AND PUT IN ON A BAKING SHEET AND LEAVE IT TO DRY OVERNIGHT. IN THE MORNING, WRAP IN A BUNCH OF PAPER AND CHUCK! GREAT FOR CROWDS AND REUNIONS! BUT BEST OF ALL FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
09.18.03- DUDE THIS SHIT IS GREAT! NOT! IN MY CLASS, MY TEACHER PUTS UP POSTERS TO DECORATE THE SHROOM...I MEANT ROOM. SO SHE PUTS THE POSTERS UP ANd GUESS WHAT SHE PUTS THE GOVERNMENT POSTERS ALL ON MY SIdE OF THE WALL! WOW WHAT A FUCKING BITCH! I HAVE A CHOICE! WETHER IT'S THE PLEDGE OF ALLEIGENCE(OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT) OR WETHER ITS ALL THE PRESIDENTS OR THE HOUSE OF SENATE I HAVE IT ALL FUCKIN ON MY SIDE! WOW I WANT TO FUCKING SCRATCH THAT SHIT OFF! ANYWAYS I WILL GET BACK TO YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
09.19.03- THE MOST EVIL BOMB ANY NORMAL BEING WOULD CREATE. THIS IS CALLED THE SATANS BREATH( A NAME FOR A RUSSIAN ATOM BOMB). CLICK HERE FOR THE SCHEMATICS AND IF YOU MANAGE TO BUILD IT, E-MAIL ME AT [email protected]. FOR OTHER NEWS, THE HURRICANE IS FUCKING EVIL! WOW, THIS SHIT IS GONNA KILL US ALL BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO SAY "SUPER-CALLA-FRAGELISTIC-EXPI-ALLODOCIOUS!"
09.22.03- DUDE! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME TALKING ABOUT MY FRIEND WEIRDMAN666? OR HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING PYROMANIAC PIRATES? WELL WE ARE COMING OUT WITH A SECOND, EVEN BETTER MOVIE! IT WILL BE PACKED WITH FIRE, FIRE, STUNTS, STUPID SHIT AND MORE FIRE! THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUCKIN SWEET!
ONCE AGAIN BACK TO THE SAME STORY! PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY CAN TELL ME HAT TO WEAR, TELL ME WHO TO BE ,AND HAVE TOTAL CONTROLL. NO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! YOU DO NOT HAVE CONTROL OVER ME AND IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL EXPLODE AND LIGHT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!
IN OTHER NEWS MY BAND JUST CAME OUT WITH 2 NEW SONGS ON OUR ALBUM:
CYCLE
Never come to realize how easy people really die,
to sorrow through the darkest night,
you feel the death, you don't see light,
i mutilate myself today because my past holds deadly pains to say,
i feel what i have done before is really nothing, not much more,
(chorus)
to feel....to feel the pain....
fuels my anger more than much,
get enraged and lose my touch,
killing all i see in sight,
rest at morning, kill at night,
killing all that i can find, whatever dies gets left behind,
to kill the past inside my head, i need the future to be dead
(chorus end)
eating my disieses here trembling with a gasp of fear
to see what i have done again, replenishes the lonely hell,
(SUFFER!.....SUFFER MY PAIN! LIVE IT! LIVE IT AGAIN!)
to live inside a ball of death,the feeling comes with suicide
to stand in place to reach the end, your mind is turning in the night
(chorus)
to feel....to feel the pain....
fuels my anger more than much,
get enraged and lose my touch,
killing all i see in sight,
rest at morning, kill at night,
killing all that i can find, whatever dies gets left behind,
to kill the past inside my head, i need the future to be dead
(chorus end)
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LET YOUR GOD SUFFER
RICHOCHETE, OBSESSIVE, INTERLAY, AGGRESSIVE
FIND YOURSELF, INTAKING, PRAY TO ME, INTENSIVE
DEATH TO SOME, ETERNAL, IN YOUR GRAVE, YOUR TURNING
PLAN THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR GOD,
PLANNING TO RETRIEVE YOUR FAITH,
THE OUTCOME LIES BENIETH THE BODIES,
BEYOND YOUR WAKE
METHALINE, INJECTED, RITUALS, PERFECTED,
BLOODY FLESH, INFECTED, THROUGH THE ARM, PROTECTED,
USED SYRINGE, ACCEPTED, KILLS THE FLINCH, DIRECTLY
PLAN THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR GOD,
PLANNING TO RETRIEVE YOUR FAITH,
THE OUTCOME LIES BENIETH THE BODIES,
BEYOND YOUR WAKE
09.25.03- I HAVE DEVELOPED A PROTOTYPE FOR A DESTRUCTIVE, YET VERY EASY TO APPLY BOMB. IT IS A BOMB THAT REQUIRES SOME GUN POWDER AND NAPALM(MIX DISHWASHING SOAP WITH GASOLINE OR PUT STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE AND WAIT OVERNIGHT). HERE ARE THE SCHEMATICS(CLICK) I HAVE DECIDED TO CALL IT THE BUDDHA BOMB! IT PACKS ABOUT 2 STICKS OF DYNAMITE IN ONE BOX AND ONE BOX DEPLOYS AN EXPLOSION THAT RESEMBLES ONE OF A BRICK OF CHERRY BOMBS. IT IS A CHAIN EXPLOSION SO THAT WHATEVER RUNS AWAY THE FIRST TIME GETS KILLED THE NEXT COUPLE OF TIMES.
09.26.03- FUCK YOU! NO FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING CHEAP PAKI TAXI CARS RIDING AROUND SLOWING THE TRAFFIC DOWN, TO THE FUCKING GAY ASS FAGGOTS WALKING AROUND FLIPPING OUT THEIR DICKS ON MY CHANNEL THIRTY FIVE AND FILLING UP THE APARTMENTS IN MANHATTAN, TO THE MOTHER FUCKING OSAMA-ASS AFGHANI'S PLOTTING AGAINST THE PEOPLE, FUCKING SMELLY ASS BUMS TRYING TO SELL FAKE JEWELRY TO RICH-ASS WHITE KIDS. PIECE OF SHIT FAKE DRUG DEALERS WHO MAKE A LIVING SELLING BASIL AND OREGANO TO UNSUSPECTING ADDICT SHITS. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POLLUTE THE STREETS OF OUR CITY. FUCK THE NIGGERS WHO THINK THAT THEY CAN KILL YOU, AND THE FAGGOT ITALIAN BITCHES ON BENSONHURST WITH THEIR JASON GIAMBI BASEBALL BATS. FUCK THE KOREAN GROCERS WHO ACCIDENTLY ROB YOU OUT OF YOUR MONEY AND WHEN YOU CALL THEM TO COURT, NO SPEEKEE ENGLIS! 10 YEARS IN AMERICA AND STILL NO SPEEKEE ENLIS! YOUR MOM BITCH! OH YEAH AND TO ALL YOU NERDS WHO WALK AROUND THINKING THAT PHYSICS ARE COOL AND TO ALL YOU WIGGERS THAT DO HOES AND THEN SAY THAT YOU DONT HAVE AIDS, FUCK YOU!
09.27.03- NEW SONG!
DIE, IN MY MIND, STILL ALIVE,
BUT I'M THINKING I'M BLINDED,
DIE, DIE YOUR LIFE, SUICIDE,
I AM CREEPING UPON YOU,
FALL, TO THE GROUND, IN THE PITCH, BLACKEST SOUND,
KNEEL TO YOUR GOD, THEN GET UP, ETERNAL DARKNESS FALLS.....
FALLS TO ECHO,
SOUNDS ARE DEAFENING, TO LOUD TO HEAR YOURSELF THINK,
SO YOU SCREAM, INDEPENDENTLY, YOU THINK THAT SOMEONE HEARS,
BUT EVERYONE IS DEAD, YOU CRINGE INSIDE THE CAPSULE, UNILL YOUR DEATH, UNILL YOUR DEATH
NOW, YOU WILL DIE, SUFFOCATE, THIS SEEMS TRULLY ENDLESS,
YOU START TO CRY BUT YOUR TEARS KILL THE OXYGEN, AND,
YOU START TO FAINT, ONE MORE MINUTE AND YOU WILL BE GONE,
GONE TO FEED,
ON WHAT LIES UNDER THE GROUND, ETERNAL DARKNESS FALLS.....
FALLS TO ECHO,
SOUNDS ARE DEAFENING, TO LOUD TO HEAR YOURSELF THINK,
SO YOU SCREAM, INDEPENDENTLY, YOU THINK THAT SOMEONE HEARS,
BUT EVERYONE IS DEAD, YOU CRINGE INSIDE THE CAPSULE, UNILL YOUR DEATH, UNILL YOUR DEATH
10.02.03-I HAVEN'T BEEN UPLOADING MY SITE SO OFTEN LATELY BUT NOW AFTER MY RESEARCH IS FINISHED, I WILL UPLOAD SOME MORE BOMBS.
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THE BLACK-SATAN( UNDERCOVER PROJECT)
Needed:
1 Balloon
1 Bottle
1 Liquid Plumr
1 Piece Aluminum Foil
1 Length Fuse
Fill the bottle 3/4 full with Liquid Plumr and add a little piece of aluminum foil to it. Put the balloon over the neck of the bottle until the balloon is full of the resulting gas. This is highly flammable hydrogen.
Now tie the baloon. Now light the fuse, and let it rise. When the fuse contacts the balloon, watch out!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE SCHEMATICS.
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BLIND-BOMB
* 4 parts sugar
* 6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter)
Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts, stirring well. Pour it into a future container and, before it solidifies, imbed a few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this stuff will fill up a whole block with thick, white smoke!
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SHRAPNEL BOMB
There is no standard formula for a dry ice bomb, however a generic form is as follows: Take a 2-liter soda bottle, empty it completely, then add about 3/4 Lb of Dry Ice (crushed works best) and (optional) a quantity of water.
Depending on the condition of the bottle, the weather, and the amount and temperature of the bottle the bomb will go off in 30 seconds - 5 minutes. Without any water added, the 2-liter bottles will go often in 3-7 minutes if dropped into a warm river, and in 45 minutes to 1 1/2 hours in open air.
The explosion sounds equivalent to an M-100. _Plastic_ 16 oz. soda bottles and 1 liter bottles work almost as well as do the 2-liters, however glass bottles aren't nearly as loud, and can produce dangerous shrapnel.
10.05.03-DUDE MY DAD IS THE BEST DUDE EVER. FOR THE PAST MONTH I HAVE BEEN GETTING STRAIGHT A'S IN SCHOOL SO HE GOES AND PRE-ORDERS OZZFEST 04 TICKETS!i AM GOING TO OZZFEST 2004 AND YOU'RE NOT! HA HA HA AHAHA!
10.07.03- MY POEM
AM I DEAD?
DO I THINK THAT I AM DEAD OR IS IT THE NEEDLE IN MY FLESH?
STILL LIGHTHEADED I STAND TO SEE THE DARKNESS
FALLING IS SUCH A STRONG WORD,
THE LIGHT IS INVISIBLE,
IT MAY BE, BUT TO MY EYES, I DON'T BELIEVE,
THE DARKNESS SWELLS AND POPS,
THE BLOOD OOZES AND HITS THE FLOOR,
WITH A SILENCED THUD I EXHALE AND STOP TO BREATH FOR ETERNITY
IN OTHER NEWS, DUDE I JUST WENT TO THE DOCTOR TODAY. THIS FUCKER TAKES MY BLOOD, GIVES ME A FUCKING PAINFUL-ASS TUBERCULOSIS SHOT AND GIVES ME SOME KIND OF PAINFUL-ASS VACCINE. IF YOU ARE FROM RUSSIA, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. HE GAVE ME THE BOOSTER SHOT TO THE MARK ON YOUR ARM.
I AM GOING TO SOME PLACE UPSTATE THIS WEEKEND AND I AM CONTINUING ON MY FILM. THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME! I AM TAKING MY BB GUN, MY STRONG PELLET GUN, AND MY PAINTBALL GUN( MY FRIENDS ACTUALLY).
11.04.03-WOW DUDE I HAVEN'T UPDATED MY CHRONICLES IN A LONG-ASS-FUCKING WHILE MAN. I FIGURED OUT A COUPLE OF THINGS AND I CREATED SOME THINGS AND I PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED VIRTUAL DRUGS. IT IS A SET OF PROGRAMS WRITTEN TO GET YOU HIGH JUST BY STARING AT THEM. CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD IT. ALSO I PUT A NEW CAPTAIN-ANARCHY PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE AND I PUT UP A NEW PICTURES SECTION THAT WILL BE UPDATED ONCE IN A WHILE.
11.14.03-DUDE MAN, IF YOU GIVE THE STONERS WHAT THEY WANT, THEN THEY WILL GO AWAY, IF YOU TRY TO CONFISCATE THEIR WEED, THEY WILL BITE YOU.
STONER - 
=TOTAL HAVOC MAN!!!!!