Annie woke up feelin rather odd.
It was only 3 weeks since she had married josh hartnett and the dream she had just had made her think. when did she marry a bloke on a stick in a plant pot?! she got up and walked into the kitchen and saw the tv was still on and keanu was slumped on the kitchen counter snoring rather loudly. she walked over and turned the tv off and went back to bed.
a quarter of a mile away kirsty was sitting bolt upright in her bed shouting: bloody hell micheal why dont you tell me the truth and stop bloody well dancing will you?! ive already told you, the wave4 meeting have been moved now shut up and go to sleep ive got to get this routine right or professor gellar will give me a detention
half a mile away cat was sound asleep.
30 0000000 miles away VHW was laughing moronically at his new fangled plan to destroy the unbeatable team.
it will work this time im sure it will my lord said his little elf friend.....peter.
annie carry on
Next day Annie phoned her great friends Kirsty and Catt and asked if they wanted to come round for a spot of tea. So they all came round to her boot shaped mansion and had a nice long chat when suddenly a gaint rainbow flew over the sky. The thought this rather odd as it wasnt raining (it was a v. sunny day!) so Kirsty went to the window and stuck out her head to have a peek. Suddenly a huge human vacuum appeared and kirsty was sucked into it and it flew off with a rainbow trailling behind it.
Annie and Catt ran to the window. They looked furious!!!!!! Catt and Annie turned round. "I no who did this!" exclaimed catt "It was ... dun dun dun dun!!" Voldie Harry Woldie (VHW)"
This another job for Rock'ard Kiwi Catt and her sidekick Annie!
Catt gave a high pitched whistle and suddenly all the crew was there along wit Mr S hu had just been shopping in Sainsburys! He had brought everyone a PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok" shouted Annie "Lets be off" and away they went, totally oblivious to the fact that they didnt know where they were going!
MeanWhile Kirstys Sitting In The Bacl of Voldie Harry Woldies Sparkling Green Mansion Suronded By Magical Dancing Rainbow Elfs Feeding Her Grapes, This Is The Life She FInks, Then She Looks At Vhw ASnd Notices His Face Doesnt Look Sowed On she grabs his cheek and of cums a mask in her hand...OMG !
staring back at her is mr s! WAS MACHST DU! she xclaims!...im sorry he wompers back, im vhw i made evry1 fink i was that tother guy..but im not its jus me in a mask...kirsty faints and cums round..so that makes me mrs vhw...xcellent.... she hears a tap on the door and tells mr s 2 put his mask on, and dnt tell the others who she really is zand in cum anie and cat eating muffins. when they see kirsty they gigle and fall over.. WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH U she asks, " well Rainbows r prety big and as we got c;loser we was hungry so we stopped at drugy petes pet food shop and he sold us these magic muffins and we was all like woa diude and we followed the liuttle elf who bought us here and were here 2 save u, lets go," so your doped up kirsty says...yer they reply but we gotta get out of here cos of vhw lets go, so they summon the pink flying elephant and off they go....
they flew back to cats mansion and as soon as they had landed in the tv/games room there was a knock on the front door. cat went to answer it and everyone followed her. she opened the door and paul bettany was standin in the doorway and he sed are you cat? and she sed the one and only and then he snogged tha pants off her(not litterally) and then he got a divorce from his wife and he married cat and she was like WOOHOO!!!! she acctually pinched herself to make sure she wasnt dreaming and a bruise came up where she pinched her arm so hard she was in a mood the rest of the day and everyone else was grumpy cuz she was grumpy.
and anyway the unbeatable team had a new member and no one new where VHW was and where mr s had gotten to. kirsty had been very quiet the last couple of days so they questioned her on the subject.
and im done now someone else rite.
Note: we are sorry if anyone is offended byt the content of this fan fiction or our other fan fic: harry potter and the red leicester cheese fetish but you will just have to live with it beacisar i cant spell because....I LOVE DARREN AND PAUL AND someone else....im done now
Annie finally had enough ok kirstys quietness and shouted "HELLLO??? IS NEONE IN THERE???" in kirstys face but she just gave annie a blank look. Annie went over to catt and said "nope nufin happened" and Catt goes" its odd, shes really not herself, she isnt even flirting with my husband paul!" "WOW isnt she!!"
Later that nite annie and kirsty deciced to sleepover at catts house. Catt annie and kirsty slept on the floor downstairs while all ov catts husbands slept in the bed. Halfway through the nite catt n annie woke up to find kirsty tlkin in her sleep then she began to screeeem. Annie n catt quickly woke her up. " Wots the matta says annie. " VHW took over my body" kirsty sobbed. "Dont worry hes gone now" said catt suddenly a loud smash came from upstairs. The trio ran up them to the top and saw Mr s standing there looking v. proud wit himself. He began to tlk but it wasnt his voice that came out it was VHW's. "Now your going to die, all of u" it said.
Suddenly Paul Bettany ran up from behind and WACKED Mr S over the head wit a tennis racket!!!!.
Well done everyone screemed. Annie walked up to him and gave him a kiss "Well done for winning wimboldon!" she whispered. Luckily catt wasnt watching at that moment, she was having a fag to calm herself down bout the broken window
