a few mints later they landed and everyone jumped out the plane and followed mr s and kirsty hu were runnin away from them into a building and then wen they ran in they were blinded by a very bright light.
they woke up 2 days later and there wasnt anyone around but they could here people shouting and somesort of whizzing sound. wots that noise? said annie. dunno lets go see sed cat. err one drawback on that plan we're tied up. said annie. oh rite well thats simple enough to get out of. said cat and she started pulling and sraining on the ropes restraining her. there she said as a larg lump of the wall came away as she stood up. BLOODY HELL!!!!!! WOT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? shouted annie wot said cat innocently and she looked around. ahh mr s was always good with knots. she said.they followed the whizzing noise and walked in on a film crew and a load of people dressed up like the Uruk-Hai out of LOTR and saw orlando standin there shootin them all with his bow and arrows. ahh rong set sed paul. hey babe shouted cat as they walked out. and i cant bebothered to rite anymore someone else carry on.
Note: Uruk-Hai is pronounced Ooo-rook-Hi and LOTR stands for Lord Of The Rings. just in case you couldnt work it out .
"Catt", shouted Paul. You cant flirt wit orlando wen ur wit me ok!!!! Catt nearly cried but she still agreed. Can u two shut up, we are still tied up u know ! screemed Annie.
Sorry, they both said. Suddenly a giangtic stench filled there noses. Catt threw up and annie and paul began to gag. After catt was done she said "i no that smell newhere! its kirstys feet! Quick, lets go"
Because they were still tied up, they couldnt run properly but they still hobbled along and they got to a door. The smell had become worse. Paul tapped on the door, annie and catt both grabbed his arm cos they were scared.
"honestly catt!, its alrite 4 me to b scared but ur Rock'ard Kiwi Flapjack Catt" said annie
"Oh yea" said catt letting go of his arm. As soon as catt did this, Paul grabbed hers. "O 4 gawds sake" she said rolling her eyes. Suddenly the door opened to reveal ...
Note: Originally, Catts nickname was Rock'ard Kiwi Catt 4 sum weird reason that i cant remember, but due to the following reason, a rock hard flapjack that Catt was eating today (6/10/04), the nickname has been changed to Rock'ard Kiwi Flapjack Catt and will be known as Rock'ard KF Catt or sumthing similar for short. Thank You
the door swung open to reveal*drumroll in the back ground* hey wots that noise? said annie *drumroll stops*
they looked in to the room and all of a sudden there was someone sayin why do you have to have such crappy walls mike? no scratch that why on earth do you insist on always tying people up? you wont have a house by december. alrite alrite stop naggin me wench!! mr s replied kirsty tutted.
SO you found us said mr s in his 'banquo must go!' voice. then kirsty started singin out damn spot in the background lmao how sad am i?! anyhu cat sed yes we did and now we're going to kill u!!! Apparently she said in a very commanding vioce she only used when someone was goin oooooo Stress!! and kirsty just carried on singin and annie and paul were almost sitting down cuz they were so exahausted from all the gaggin and they couldnt breath. will you put ur shoes on kirsty u scum! cat sed.
hey how come u can breath that was my secret weapon!! said mr s down heartedly as cat slipped out from underneath the rope and the lump of wall hit the floor with an almighty thud and annie and paul fell with it.
annie carry on
Come on Kirsty lets go! Shouted Catt but kirsty didnt move. Mr S was holding her down and kirsty was struggling to get out "GET OOOF ME! she shouted. But he didnt let go. Annie had an idea, she got a pair of bagpipes out of her shoe and began to play, Mr S started to dance and let go of kirsty to do so. RUN shouted catt and kirsty jumped up and catt grabbed he hand and pulled her out. Annie carried on playing til they were safly out and then stop and run out, locking the door as she went. She returned her bagpipes into her shoe and ran after the otheres who were waiting for her. "That was brill"said Annie. Yup replied the others. Suddenly there was bang and a door flew over their heads. WTF shouted Kirsty. "quick hes comming (not literally)" hes escaped" shouted Catt.
Paul took out his tennis racket from his shoe and said, "onto the racket" and they jumped on and it grew larger
The racket flew throught he air and out of the building and into the night and back to annies mansion. But little did they know that holding onto the base was Mr S .. dun dun dun ...
Wen they got back they jumped off the racket and paul put it back in his shoe and went off to shoot some scenes on his new film. what happened to mr s? sed annie oh he was tken over by VHW right that explains that then dnt it? hu wants pizza? said cat hu saw one sittin on the table and walked over to it but wait that sez VHW Pizza house on it sed kirsty. yeh so? its just a coincidence said cat. hey thats joincidence with a c said chandler hu had just got back from work at his transponding place.
anyhu nothing happened untyil about 8:00 in the evenin and they were all rather pissed by then. so wot r we doin tommorrw? slurred cat. i dunno i spose we betta go and find mike sed kirsty. hey annie wot do you think? said cat. there wasnt a reply cuz annie was so drunk she was incapable of speech. all they got was a groan and vomit. rite ok ur stayin in bed tommorw then are you? sed cat. uhhhhhhh said annie. and then all of a sudden evrythin went black and there was someone cackling in the background. of micheal will you please turn the lights back on shut up and come and have a beer with ur. sed kirsty the lights came back on and he sed is there any pizza left ? annie carry on
