Gibbs: Where'd he get those emeralds?
Tony: Gitmo exchange?
Abby: I've got a gemologist coming to look at the rocks.
Gibbs: Does he know his stuff?
Abby: I went out with him like once and didn't get very far.
Tony: Normally I hate priority rides but if it's going to...
Gibbs: What's wrong with priority rides?
Tony: C'mon boss. Tell me you like sitting on canvas seats slung between cargo pallets?
Gibbs: Yeah, it makes me feel like I'm back in the Corps.
(On the Gulfstream)
Tony: (laughs) I love priority rides. Boss, this is the best.
Gibbs: I miss canvas seats.
Kate: (to Tony) I would be the last one to rain on your parade, Fidel, but you're logged onto an official Navy website. It's PR.
Tony: Why does the woman thing come up when a ship is sinking or there's only one bedroom with a bath?
Abby: Perfume is expensive, Gibbs. I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit. They frown on that sort of behavior.
Tony: (to Iguana) Halt!
Kate: (speechless)
Gibbs: I need coffee.
FBI Translator: You might want to think about keeping that door shut. Iguanas have been known to wander inside.
Gibbs: Did I say both of you?
Kate: Well, you didn't not say both of us,Gibbs.
Tony: Yes, she's kinda got a point there, boss.
Tony: Can I drink?
Gibbs: Yeah. (pause) Sasparilla
Paula: What're you drinking?
Tony: Sasparilla.
Bartender: Root beer.
Paula: Are you here to check me out?
Tony: Define checking out.
Tony: So Jack Palance shoots Elijah Wood?
Tony: Miss me?
Paula: Like Herpes.
Tony: Never broken a rule?
Paula: Have you?
Tony: If the risk is worth it.(turns to bartender) Jimmy, un tequila y una cerveza, por favor.