Tony: You were the first woman I saw in my endorphin high.
Kate: We work together,Tony. It's like a brother sister thing.
Tony: Never had a sister.
Kate: It's probably a good thing.
Tony: Just passed Sa'id's room, sis.
Paula: You gonna read me my rights?
Gibbs: You have the right to be reimbursed for postage.
Gibbs: Why is special agent Dinozzo sorry?
Paula: He blew his chance to get laid.
Abby: Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear.
Gibbs: How much did all this power cost us?
Gibbs: So she and Sa'id were doing the horizontal salsa.
Tony: Not according to the bartender at El Floridita.
Gibbs: What, lovers register with him at Gitmo?
Tony: I think Sa'id copied Paula's key without her knowing it.
Gibbs: Now which brain is thinking that, Dinozzo?
Tony: I'm hitting the rack.
Kate: You know, Gibbs, you can be a real...
Gibbs: ...bastard.
Abby: It's just sex, Ducky.
Ducky: Just sex?
Abby: You know, biological act between two creatures in a species in response to biological and neurological stimuli.
Abby: Something's wrong. The files are too big.
Ducky: (chuckles) Not just the files.
Abby: My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.
Gibbs: How good an actress are you, Agent Cassidy?
Paula: Ask Tony. He bought my act.
Kate: She'd say anything to get in that room
Tony: It's not a problem, we were both playing a game.
Gibbs: Yeah? Who won?
Gibbs: Why is that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing?
Kate: Makes us feel all warm inside.
Gibbs: So does scotch.
Tony: It's a Gulfstream.