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| If you are Christian or Catholic or any of those religions that include stuff about Satan, then you should have some kind of question about Satan's ways. Send him an e-mail or an IM with whatever question you may have. Would you like to know how much longer Ozzy Osbourne will live? Perhaps you'd like to know his feelings on Buddhism? Maybe you'd like to know the actual reason God casted him from Heaven? Possibly you would like to know his motive on rebellion? Maybe if you're the ultimate goth, you might ask him out!Whatever your question may be, he can answer it. | |||||
| Click here or here to send Satan a funny e-mail Make sure you put "Ask Satan" in the subject just so he knows what it's about. He gets e-mails from a lot of other people (his minions, Osama Bin Laden, Pope John Paul II, Marilyn Manson, sometimes God, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il, Anton Lavey) (Don't sign him up for spam or he will order his minions to perform unholy rituals upon your live body. He knows where you are all the time because Satan can see all from his unholy throne deep in Hell. Your mind is his playground) |
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| If Satan or myself is particularly pleased with any e-mails then they will be posted on the website. You can view Satan's favorites by clicking here and when I like an e-mail that Satan doesn't, I'll make a favorites page for myself. If neither of us like your e-mail a whole lot, Satan will either reply to it and it won't be posted or if it's a really stupid dubass question, Satan will reply to it and I'll start a page for dumbass Q and A. If I get enough of them, I'll start a Top 10 Dumbass Questions list. | |||||