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The day Brain explained the brids and the bee's
Brian: *takes out a blackboard and chalk* first lesson... *draws a flower and a bee* this is the bee and this is a flower....
Men are like bee ... no like flowers... no it depends on the type of men... if the men is the bee he always wants to... you know ... well you don't and you don't have to but
*sighs* well he wants to help the flower getting more flowers... so he takes away some honney and then he also takes some special yellow power or black and then he spreds it over whole the garden well men want to help women to spredd there children over whole the maturnaty(sp?) just like chickens want to spredd there eggs over whole the farm *puts his hand in his hair* and then you have the birds they look a lot liek the chickens but they put them in nests
Sydney: Ya know Brian...I have no idea what that means....its very confusin...does somebody else know what youre talkin about?cause i sure dont....maybe you should get anya....these bees and flowers are weird...
Brian: stands there not knowing what to say and falls asleep
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"How Soon Is Now?"
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I am the son and the heir
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Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
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I am the son and heir
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Of nothing in particular
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You shut your mouth
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How dare you say
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I go about things the wrong way
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I am human and I need to be loved
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Just like everybody else does
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I am the son and the heir
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Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
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I am the son and heir
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Of nothing in particular
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You shut your mouth
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How dare you say
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I go about things the wrong way
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I am human and I need to be loved
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Just like everybody else does
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There's a club if you'd like to go you
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Could meet somebody who really loves you
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So you go, and you stand on your own and
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You leave on your own and you go home,
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And you cry and you want to die.
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When you say it's gonna happen "now",
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When exactly do you mean? see I've already
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Waited too long and all my hope is gone
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You shut your mouth
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How dare you say
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I go about things the wrong way
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I am human and I need to be loved
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Just like everybody else does
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